Hi,

I'm in need to some ogre henchmen for a short term assignment.  Your ogres must be willing to travel.  Please get in touch with me at this address.

Thanks

My ogres are all tied up at the moment.

hey, no need for that.  geez.  youd think I wasn't going to give you a refund or something.  HA HA HA HA.

its in the mail as of first thing tomorrow.  I swear.

what kind of renumeration are you offering? is there a pension plan? meal tickets? health insurance?

will any aspects of our work be harming the environment? are you an ethical employer? can I see your vision statement, please?