Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

who's afraid of a little ogre henchman?

Who?
Permalink Send private email pissing me off 
July 29th, 2007 5:36pm
not me!
Permalink sizzlinSneakler 
July 29th, 2007 5:38pm
Hey, PMO, are you still going to reimburse my airfare? Do I need to send in my expense reports to Héloise in accounting?

I know we also discussed reusing the leather torture straps from the last job, but I really do think it's unsanitary and would be against union regulations. I don't think you want me contacting my ogre union rep about these sorts of things.

ps: I was unable to remove blood from my suede shoes with seltzer as you advised. I'm afraid I will putting that into my expense reimbursement as well.

I hope you and Margaret are doing well and enjoying the summer. Best regards to Juan and Jessica.
Permalink Send private email ogre henchman 
July 29th, 2007 5:49pm
the blood on the suede shoes is bad enough. one of the "clients" lost nowel control, absolutely ruined my new cream chinos.

I'm getting fed up of this lark. Too many amateurs in the game, it's not what it used to be. I'm considering just doing a little minor thuggery on the side while I go back to college to finish my hairdressing exams.
Permalink $-- 
July 29th, 2007 6:35pm
/nowel/bowel/
Permalink $-- 
July 29th, 2007 6:35pm
Too bad, it was good joke otherwise.

Of course, it's not the LITTLE ogre henchmen people fear.  It's the BIG ogre henchmen, who can rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you over the head with them.
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July 30th, 2007 10:46am

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