Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

My penis is limp

I blew my wad.

I don't know why I felt like saying that.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 30th, 2007 3:42pm
On a related topic, I recently saw a comedy routine done by Ellen Degeneres on HBO.  Histerically funny.

At one point, she talks about going into an adult 'toy store', and acts clueless about the small "pogostick" she finds there.

She mimes using the small "pogostick" as a pogostick, while complaining it would be dangerous for a small child, not stiff enough, not durable enough, and not long enough.

Meanwhile, in the audience among the general hilarity there's some woman laughing her head off, clearly audible over the general laughter.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 30th, 2007 3:57pm
And that, ma'am, is why you can't get no respect from the man.  You got to show up and show you've got the biggest hard-on of the lost.  Make their puny little members tuck under and run home.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
July 30th, 2007 4:01pm
Well I was watching a program the other day that featured a guy who teaches women how to 'squirt'
Permalink Billx 
July 31st, 2007 11:26am

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