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On Baby Watch

stupid babies.  sleep goddamn you.  sleep.
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January 27th, 2006 6:09am
leave em alone, turn off the light, close the door, plug your ears.

They'll sleep, be patient.
Permalink Send private email Geert-Jan Thomas 
January 27th, 2006 6:42am
my partner says it would be wrong to put the two of them outside for the night.

shes soft.
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January 27th, 2006 6:44am
Clean nappies? Not hungry? Or cold? Or wet?

Yeah, soft alright.
Permalink Practical Geezer 
January 27th, 2006 6:57am
"shes soft"

How she feels to the touch is not relevant here
(interesting though)
Permalink Send private email Geert-Jan Thomas 
January 27th, 2006 7:00am
yeah, clean nappies.  feel warm under their tops..all dry....

popping in vrey couple of minutes to resettle them.

one is upset and not settling, the other is confused and wondering why shes awake.

so cute, she kind of sits up and looks around with utterly blank eyes.  I tell her to lie down and she just flops.

the unsettled one though is appearing more and more to be the spawn of satan himself.

I wonder if whiskery ould help.
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January 27th, 2006 7:02am
apparently Im not allowed to give them whiskey either.

when did all these rules appear?
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January 27th, 2006 7:03am
How about Gin?  It's traditional...
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
January 27th, 2006 7:04am
Give yourself the whisky. That helps.
Permalink Filo 
January 27th, 2006 7:06am
Gin?  my god what kind of animals are you english? its bad enough that adults drink it.  who would be so cruel as to give it to their kids?

whiskeys the stuff.  worked for my father, *and* his father before him.

the best bit is it doesn't matter whether you apply it to the child or the father, the desired result is usually achieved.
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January 27th, 2006 7:07am
.5 - 3 years - Nutmeg in milk.
4 - 10 years - Sambuca in Hot Chocolate.
11 - 18 - Sambuca on the rocks. Consumed by you
18+ - Nutmeg in milk. Given by your children to you.
Permalink Send private email KayJay 
January 27th, 2006 7:07am
nutmeg in milk?  have't heard of that one.  what properties does nutmeg have?
Permalink Send private email FullNameRequired 
January 27th, 2006 7:08am
ahhhh...the deep silence of two sleeping babies.

<g> first Im going to pop in and poke them to ensure they are still alive, then Im going to bed.
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January 27th, 2006 7:18am
Smelly properties.

I've heard of vodka in milk - must be cultural.

And gin is quite decent when it's ice cold and in some tonic.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 27th, 2006 7:20am
FNR, http://moodfoods.com/nutmeg/
Permalink Send private email KayJay 
January 27th, 2006 7:24am
It is a slight halluina... hallucen... It makes you imagine things.
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