You can earn a six-figure income as a butler!  Apparently there's a terrible shortage due to the escalating numbers of new billionaires.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/57727

He doesn't have the right "people skills"...

Except for the word "right", you almost got it.

Muppet is more a tarnished CP30.

Muppet as a butler is the ultimate absurdity.

LOL.

Muppet would be like Edgar in the Aristocats.

"Muppet as a butler is the ultimate absurdity."

Muppet as a nurse tops that, IMHO...

"You think multiple gunshot wounds hurts? Let me tell you about this weeping sore in my asshole..."

Carp on, guys - AP's onto something here.

As far as I can see there's not a lot of difference being paged to someone's service at any time day or night whether you're a RN, in IT or a butler except the pay and fringe benefits chow would be far better as the latter.

"Omlette, toast and Tattinger in the main bedroom for three?" would be a breeze compared with some support calls I remember from the timezone challenged.

It's true what they say. We do do it, you know.

I want to be an EMT. What do I do?  I want to save people. Perform CPR, and zap them with those paddle thingies.

I can see sharky as an EMT.

That's because so many of those TV shows you watch have the token black chick as an EMT, nurse, or coroner.

Go ahead, deny.  TV Victim.

EMT is easy - an EMT is a glorified taxi driver. 1 month training and a $800 test and you're an EMT. Of course, they can basically only bandage, perform CPR, use the paddles (they're automated now, you just attach & push a button), and give tylenol.

Pay reflects the barrier to entry. Can stand the site of blood? Check. Can pass a test that involves giving CPR to a dummy. Check. Congratulations.

> Go ahead, deny.  TV Victim.

LOL