Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Muppet, forget about nursing

You can earn a six-figure income as a butler!  Apparently there's a terrible shortage due to the escalating numbers of new billionaires.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/57727
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 30th, 2007 6:06pm
He doesn't have the right "people skills"...
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 30th, 2007 6:10pm
Except for the word "right", you almost got it.
Permalink Send private email Colm 
July 30th, 2007 6:12pm
Muppet is more a tarnished CP30.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 30th, 2007 6:14pm
Muppet as a butler is the ultimate absurdity.

LOL.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 30th, 2007 6:17pm
Muppet would be like Edgar in the Aristocats.
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 30th, 2007 6:23pm
"Muppet as a butler is the ultimate absurdity."

Muppet as a nurse tops that, IMHO...
Permalink Bluebeard 
July 30th, 2007 6:24pm
"You think multiple gunshot wounds hurts? Let me tell you about this weeping sore in my asshole..."
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 30th, 2007 7:58pm
Carp on, guys - AP's onto something here.

As far as I can see there's not a lot of difference being paged to someone's service at any time day or night whether you're a RN, in IT or a butler except the pay and fringe benefits chow would be far better as the latter.

"Omlette, toast and Tattinger in the main bedroom for three?" would be a breeze compared with some support calls I remember from the timezone challenged.
Permalink trollop 
July 30th, 2007 8:37pm
It's true what they say. We do do it, you know.
Permalink butler 
July 30th, 2007 9:07pm
I want to be an EMT. What do I do?  I want to save people. Perform CPR, and zap them with those paddle thingies.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 30th, 2007 10:23pm
I can see sharky as an EMT.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 31st, 2007 12:32am
That's because so many of those TV shows you watch have the token black chick as an EMT, nurse, or coroner.

Go ahead, deny.  TV Victim.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 12:44am
EMT is easy - an EMT is a glorified taxi driver. 1 month training and a $800 test and you're an EMT. Of course, they can basically only bandage, perform CPR, use the paddles (they're automated now, you just attach & push a button), and give tylenol.

Pay reflects the barrier to entry. Can stand the site of blood? Check. Can pass a test that involves giving CPR to a dummy. Check. Congratulations.
Permalink Send private email Impractical Economist 
July 31st, 2007 1:04am
> Go ahead, deny.  TV Victim.

LOL
Permalink guess worker 
July 31st, 2007 6:52am

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