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Moses the action-figure

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6916287.stm

>> "If you go in a toy aisle in any major retailer, you will see toys and dolls that promote and glorify evil, destruction, lying, cheating.

"In the girls' aisle where the dolls would be, you see dolls that are promoting promiscuity to very young girls. Dolls will have very revealing clothes on, G-string underwear."

What his company offers instead is "something faith-based that is not only fun to play with but also is solidifying a person's spiritual wherewithal and their spiritual journey", he said. <<

Yup.  That's what the kids need -- a foot-tall Jesus doll that quotes scripture.
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July 30th, 2007 8:22pm
G-string underwear on a barbie? Who thought that one up?
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July 30th, 2007 8:24pm
I don't think that one was Barbie -- probably Bratz, as they're a lot trashier.  Sort of the Paris Hilton of female action-figures.




(How do I know this?  I have two nieces who are Barbied-out.)
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July 30th, 2007 8:27pm
I wonder if you put action-figure Jesus up against G.I. Joe, who would win?

G.I. Joe has Kung-Fu Grip, but Jesus has the whole Son-of-God thing going for him.
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July 30th, 2007 8:29pm
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.

-Heywood Banks' "Big Butter Jesus"
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July 31st, 2007 10:46am
If you put Joe up against Barb would you get bratz?
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