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Quiz for men

In exchange for the ability to have fantastic multiple O's like women, would you trade your ability to pee standing up?
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 30th, 2007 9:11pm
The main advantage of peeing upright is the ability to consume more beer (to wit: the ladies room line at bars).

multies vs beer? It's a tough call. The inflection point is probably around the wedding night.
Permalink heartsheep 
July 30th, 2007 9:15pm
Trust me, no woman would trade.  Pee standing up?  What's the big deal about that?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 30th, 2007 9:18pm
Ahh AG, you don't know the pleasure...

I'd have to say, no, though it would be nice to have both.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 30th, 2007 9:22pm
"the ladies room line at bars"

We can always use the men's room.  There's hardly ever anyone in there!
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 30th, 2007 9:25pm
Your tushes ain't kussen die microbacteriophillic seat.
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 30th, 2007 9:25pm
No woman I know would actually sit down in a public restroom.  Popular choices are the "hover" or the ninety-seven layers of carefully arranged toilet paper.  Neither are very doable if you're really drunk, though.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 30th, 2007 9:29pm
Do we still get to give women multiple orgasms?
Permalink Send private email Colm 
July 30th, 2007 9:29pm
Colm, you get extra credit just for asking that question.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
July 30th, 2007 9:30pm
Oh yeah. Nothing like crippling someone with pleasure...
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 30th, 2007 9:30pm
hmm, multiple orgasms vs isometric squatting position plus/minus wads of toilet paper.

(it's not like men can't have multiple orgasm per day.)
Permalink strawdog soubriquet 
July 30th, 2007 9:44pm
meh, its not even a question.  no man would give up the ability to pee standing up.  orgasms be damned, one is plenty...if I had to have more they might interfere with my post-coital nap (another lovely male trait that I would miss)
Permalink pondBacterium 
July 30th, 2007 10:09pm
Hey. I've mastered the hover, even when I'm tossed and absurdly drunk.

The question is, am I hovering over the toilet.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 30th, 2007 10:48pm
Women can pee standing up. So no compromise needed.
Permalink A Man 
July 30th, 2007 11:45pm
The height of LWP's intellectual capacity. Congratulations moron!
Permalink Dan Denman 
July 30th, 2007 11:47pm
Anyone ever looked at architects' plans for buildings?

Last one I looked at was like this: Male restroom, three urinals, two cubicles. Female restroom, two cubicles. Like, WTF? Do architects have this idea that women don't pee or something?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 31st, 2007 12:02am
If we get multiple orgasms, do we also get the ability to make them optional in life so we can focus on something besides sex?

I mean - now you're talkin'...
Permalink Send private email Philo 
July 31st, 2007 12:30am
Uh...why?
Permalink Aaron 
July 31st, 2007 12:36am
Men have serial multiple orgasms. Who needs more than one at a time.
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
July 31st, 2007 4:04am
++Stephen

You can have them on the trot.

Being able to pee standing though, is priceless.
Permalink Send private email Tapiwa 
July 31st, 2007 6:38am

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