Quiz for men
In exchange for the ability to have fantastic multiple O's like women, would you trade your ability to pee standing up?
The main advantage of peeing upright is the ability to consume more beer (to wit: the ladies room line at bars).
multies vs beer? It's a tough call. The inflection point is probably around the wedding night.
Trust me, no woman would trade. Pee standing up? What's the big deal about that?
Ahh AG, you don't know the pleasure...
I'd have to say, no, though it would be nice to have both.
"the ladies room line at bars"
We can always use the men's room. There's hardly ever anyone in there!
No woman I know would actually sit down in a public restroom. Popular choices are the "hover" or the ninety-seven layers of carefully arranged toilet paper. Neither are very doable if you're really drunk, though.
hmm, multiple orgasms vs isometric squatting position plus/minus wads of toilet paper.
(it's not like men can't have multiple orgasm per day.)
meh, its not even a question. no man would give up the ability to pee standing up. orgasms be damned, one is plenty...if I had to have more they might interfere with my post-coital nap (another lovely male trait that I would miss)
Hey. I've mastered the hover, even when I'm tossed and absurdly drunk.
The question is, am I hovering over the toilet.
July 30th, 2007 10:48pm
The height of LWP's intellectual capacity. Congratulations moron!
Anyone ever looked at architects' plans for buildings?
Last one I looked at was like this: Male restroom, three urinals, two cubicles. Female restroom, two cubicles. Like, WTF? Do architects have this idea that women don't pee or something?
If we get multiple orgasms, do we also get the ability to make them optional in life so we can focus on something besides sex?
I mean - now you're talkin'...
July 31st, 2007 12:30am
Men have serial multiple orgasms. Who needs more than one at a time.
You can have them on the trot.
Being able to pee standing though, is priceless.
July 31st, 2007 6:38am