The womb is not a clown car
"Where is, in other words, the funky tattooed intellectual poetess who, along with her genius anarchist husband, is popping out 16 funky progressive intellectually curious fashion-forward pagan offspring to answer the Duggar's squad of über-white future Wal-Mart shoppers? Where is the liberal, spiritualized, pro-sex flip side? Verily I say unto thee, it ain't lookin' good."
16? Holy crap. It's going to take freaking 4 generations before I have that many descendants, in all likelihood. That's 80 years or so. I need to get married and divorced like 7 more times to have a hope of keeping up with that nonsense.
July 31st, 2007 9:56pm
My cousin has 14 kids. His brother has nine, married a woman with 10. Kunnahurra.
July 31st, 2007 10:06pm
"Where is, in other words, the funky tattooed intellectual poetess who, along with her genius anarchist husband, is popping out 16 funky progressive intellectually curious fashion-forward pagan offspring"
I'm working on it guys. Got the genius anarchist part down and the single funky tattooed intellectual poetess. The 16 kids part the poetess is not down with, but she's polyamoral, so I'm gonna try that approach.
More later. Wish me luck.
August 1st, 2007 12:00am
After X number of children, wouldn't additional attempts at parenthood put the husband at risk of falling into the abyss that used to be the vagina?
That's what mining helmets are for.
August 1st, 2007 12:20am
What makes people think that having children affects the dimensions of the vagina?
Locutus of Borg
August 1st, 2007 6:38am
Seeing childbirth on The Learning Channel?
August 1st, 2007 10:26am
The article is vile, bigoted crap.
August 1st, 2007 11:07am
But it addresses how people really feel about the subject.
Your response is similar to how I feel about anti-gay sentiment.
----" Your response is similar to how I feel about anti-gay sentiment."---
And a homophobe tirade also "adresses how people really feel about the subject.
August 2nd, 2007 4:52am