I'm so bored.  So uptight.  So unenthused.

I am at that surreal moment when packing a bag, grabbing a credit card, and walking out the door for a few months is starting to sound like a good idea.  Spin the globe, throw a piece of clay and see what sticks.

I've finally run out of ways to entertain myself.

Life is pointless...

No it's not. There is still the unfinished business of exterminating all parking inspectors.

Thanks trollop for giving me a renewed sense of purpose.

Come to think of it, if i was going to kill an entire class of people.  It would have to be.  Repo-men.

Let us turn away from my depressing navel gazing and ponder who we should kill.

The five Suprme Court Judges who brought us Bush's victory.

Sound like you need a good cry and then a hug.

Make sure the clay is really wet or it won't stick. You could just end up visiting your table or the floor. That wouldn't be very fun.

Patagonia. That's where I've been thinking of going.

Pay attention, SoP. We are working on killing a group of humans, first, THEN fleeing to wherever the clay takes us.

You use clay to form humans, so I think your plan to murder and flee is faulty.

This could be worth it's own thread but the title fits so well.

Why do you bother. In the mail today 3 pages of boilerplate and two a4 photocopied photographs saying basically that despite having a valid coupon the parking fine stands. Grrrr. My only satisfaction now will come from distracting the Town Hall flunktionaries from their endless cuppas with abusive correspondence.

How abusive does correspondence have to be to induce apoplexy in the recipient? Is that murder or justifiable pesticide?

Please advise.

See how bad it is - an extraneous apostorphe just crept in.

and I can't spell for toffee.

I should probably delete my last post.  Wouldn't want the Eff Bee Ai to come down on See Oh Tee.

trollop: From numerous stories I've read, Australia comes across as just about the worst place in the world for granny state, overbearing, petty-regulating, uncompromisingly enforced, police state mentality. I should just give it up as a lost cause and consider emigrating at some point.

I would love to visit Australia myself at some point, but I really don't feel I should support such an oppressive regime.

"Life is pointless..."

I said the exact same thing, you are on my level.

JoC,

To quote Alexi Sales, "You can't fight city hall, but you can crap on the font steps and run like hell."

I wish I knew where to find reruns of his show.  It used to run very late nights on our PBS station and it was hillarious.

Thinkin' 'bout me a lot are ye?

I didn't post in here...? :)

Really -- JoC's not here, man.  Well, ok, he IS here now, but he hadn't been.  To what were you responding to?