8, 8 days until Disney! Ah ha ha!

I am totally losing my marbles.

I'm so bored.  So uptight.  So unenthused.

I am at that surreal moment when packing a bag, grabbing a credit card, and walking out the door for a few months is starting to sound like a good idea.  Spin the globe, throw a piece of clay and see what sticks.

I've finally run out of ways to entertain myself.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 9:32pm
Life is pointless...
Permalink Rick Zeng 
July 31st, 2007 9:34pm
No it's not. There is still the unfinished business of exterminating all parking inspectors.
Permalink trollop 
July 31st, 2007 9:37pm
Thanks trollop for giving me a renewed sense of purpose.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 9:38pm
Come to think of it, if i was going to kill an entire class of people.  It would have to be.  Repo-men.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 9:39pm
Let us turn away from my depressing navel gazing and ponder who we should kill.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 9:39pm
The five Suprme Court Judges who brought us Bush's victory.
Permalink Rick Zeng 
July 31st, 2007 9:45pm
Sound like you need a good cry and then a hug.
Permalink LeftWingPharisee 
July 31st, 2007 9:46pm
Make sure the clay is really wet or it won't stick. You could just end up visiting your table or the floor. That wouldn't be very fun.

Patagonia. That's where I've been thinking of going.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 31st, 2007 9:48pm
Pay attention, SoP. We are working on killing a group of humans, first, THEN fleeing to wherever the clay takes us.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 9:50pm
You use clay to form humans, so I think your plan to murder and flee is faulty.
Permalink son of parnas 
July 31st, 2007 9:53pm
This could be worth it's own thread but the title fits so well.

Why do you bother. In the mail today 3 pages of boilerplate and two a4 photocopied photographs saying basically that despite having a valid coupon the parking fine stands. Grrrr. My only satisfaction now will come from distracting the Town Hall flunktionaries from their endless cuppas with abusive correspondence.

How abusive does correspondence have to be to induce apoplexy in the recipient? Is that murder or justifiable pesticide?

Please advise.
Permalink trollop 
July 31st, 2007 9:57pm
See how bad it is - an extraneous apostorphe just crept in.
Permalink trollop 
July 31st, 2007 9:58pm
and I can't spell for toffee.
Permalink trollop 
July 31st, 2007 9:59pm
I should probably delete my last post.  Wouldn't want the Eff Bee Ai to come down on See Oh Tee.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
July 31st, 2007 10:00pm
trollop: From numerous stories I've read, Australia comes across as just about the worst place in the world for granny state, overbearing, petty-regulating, uncompromisingly enforced, police state mentality. I should just give it up as a lost cause and consider emigrating at some point.

I would love to visit Australia myself at some point, but I really don't feel I should support such an oppressive regime.
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
July 31st, 2007 11:53pm
"Life is pointless..."

I said the exact same thing, you are on my level.
Permalink Bot Berlin 
August 1st, 2007 12:08am
JoC,

To quote Alexi Sales, "You can't fight city hall, but you can crap on the font steps and run like hell."

I wish I knew where to find reruns of his show.  It used to run very late nights on our PBS station and it was hillarious.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
August 1st, 2007 10:22am
Thinkin' 'bout me a lot are ye?

I didn't post in here...? :)
Permalink Send private email JoC 
August 1st, 2007 10:24am
Really -- JoC's not here, man.  Well, ok, he IS here now, but he hadn't been.  To what were you responding to?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
August 1st, 2007 10:25am

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