http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0940208202/

Because I would so buy it for you.

LOL.

There should be a follow up called "Arse: For fun and profit"

review:

"My wife to be loves taking charge and now that I've learned the ins and outs of anal pleasure our time together is better than ever. She has always loved using devices on me, but prior to reading this book it was often too unpleasant to enjoy. A little pain good, but too much is too much. This book helped her learn how to deliver, and me to receive, in such a way we hardly have a reason to leave the house anymore."

His wife fucks him up the ass.  Nice.

Well, in a allegorical sense that's true of most marriages. Apparently they've just made it real...

"His wife fucks him up the ass.  Nice."
What's her name, Peggy?  Ha Ha.

Well, it's better than those people who wrote into Dan Savage complaining about the gout the husband got because he drank too much of his wife's pee.

That's nasty.


Nastier: There's a video I refuse to look at, circulating, that shows two women performing on each other.  One takes a dump on the other's face during the act.  Or so I heard.

Yeah, and in 'Traces of Death V' there's a scene where a woman shits (real fuckin' gross, runny, stringy shit at that) into a bowl and then this nasty motherfucker easts it WITH A SPOON.  Bite by bite.  Like it was puddin'.

I swear, I almost puked.  My gorge actually rose.  Ugh.

I'm with sharky - I avoid stuff like that with a passion. Not even a morbid curiosity, I just run away. I like browsing Kontraband and other video collection sites, but if a toilet bowl shows up in a video, I'm clicking out *fast*

Philo