F all of you.

Whatever happened to all the white dog poo?

Well? Where have you hidden it?
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January 19th, 2006
I mould mine into cups and sell them to tourists.
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 19th, 2006
There are two schools of thought on that.

1. Dog food used to contain chalk (why I have no idea) and when the poo dried in the sun the chalk was exposed.

2. When I was a kid you couldn't walk 10 yards without stepping in some dog poo. A big drive (including introducing heavy fines) to make people pick it up means that you just don't see poo in general either white or any other colour.
Permalink Andrew Gilfrin 
January 19th, 2006
Actually I think the chalk thing might have been due to dogs eating bones (so not chalk) which owners don't seem to give there dogs these days. This is due to the reduction in traditional butchers shops in favour of pre-packed meat in super markets.

So it's all down to the butchers.

Andrew
Dog Poo Correspondent
Permalink Andrew Gilfrin 
January 19th, 2006
> why I have no idea

So your dog could use his bum like on of those propelling pencils and write his name on blackboards.

Sounds like a load of old shite to me.
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January 19th, 2006
Dunno. A tannery started business near by?

http://www.btinternet.com/~kingsmerecrafts/page70.html

Seek and you shall find the pure.
Permalink trollop 
January 19th, 2006
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