"Be Mark Warner day"

Without actually changing your name, just make all your posts -as if- you were Mark Warner.*

So on Tuesday, remember WWMD (What Would Muppet Do?).

Morons.

* Actual spoofs are more likely to be deleted by the moderators, and/or arrested by the US Government and brought up on on charges of being abusive to women. We're not sure whether or not it's posting anonymously, or being like Mark Warner that forms the basis of those charges, but either way, they'll probably stick.

Feel free to combine the two.

Cock juggling thundercunts.

Philo

I've already taken Tuesday. You'll have to pick another day, asshole.

Tuesday is MINE sukka.

Philo

Yes, we have no fucking moron bananas. You're all a bunch of over-the-hill useless thundercrunchers.

Aaron Filo Stanton Philo.D

Nobody is telling me when I may or may not act like an obnoxious prick! Bitches!

It's just a thinly disguised ploy to get us all to reveal our porn preferences.

So, fuck off, marktaw, this is not your personal blog.

  -tim