They were planted by Satan to trick the men of science.

Nope, I just don't want my children becoming a Satanic dinosaur bones. There is no hatred.

(there I finally got to say it)

Nothing is real, its all fed into our brains through neural implants. We are actually curled up in egg-like tanks and super intelligent robots are harvesting our body heat.

I know this is true because the holy movie says it is.

No, they were all wiped out in the great flood. Duuuhh!

Not true Tito, dinosaurs were on the ark, they survived the flood. However, the climate change that followed the flood was inhospitable to them.

Sheesh! Don't you people know anything?

Also, dinosaur bones can't be made by Satan because Satan can't make anything, he can only destroy.

Please, get your facts straight before posting.

Satan has better things to do, like watch galactica.

Yeah, I hear Satan has reformed. He is off the booze and now a days he only does the S&M thing with consenting partners.

Only when he's not bringing Christmas presents to dyslexics, Eric.