They were planted by Satan to trick the men of science.

Nope, I just don't want my children becoming a Satanic dinosaur bones. There is no hatred.

(there I finally got to say it)

Nothing is real, its all fed into our brains through neural implants. We are actually curled up in egg-like tanks and super intelligent robots are harvesting our body heat.

I know this is true because the holy movie says it is.

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