Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

How to solicit an immediate reaction from coworkers

Said loudly over the cube wall:

"Hey there's bacon in my chair."

...


"Wow, it's still good!"
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January 16th, 2006
"Hey, my dick is hanging out of my pants!"

...

"And I'm nailing my testicles to the wall!"
Permalink a2800276 
January 16th, 2006
Well yeah but that's less subtle.
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January 16th, 2006
Hey look!! Mark Warner is here !!!!!!!!!!

9 out of 10 times, your co-workers will look at you as if you punched them in the solar plexus.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 16th, 2006
I have my bacon in bed each morning. Six slices. I cook it on my Foreman grill. Yummy!
Permalink Michael 
January 16th, 2006
Just be careful where you step.
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 16th, 2006

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