Y'all are a bunch of wankers!


My friend Eddie says that if I were one of the X-Men, my secret power would be the ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime, on demand. The worst is when you're working and you go out to Italian or Chinese for lunch. Then you come back to your cubicle and stare at the computer screen as it hypnotizes you: You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, you want a little nap...

Permalink Eddie's friend 
January 10th, 2006
Dude, falling asleep at your cube isn't a superpower, it's a job requirement.

Falling asleep while standing at attention in a parade formation - THAT is a superpower.

The Real Philo
Permalink Philo 
January 10th, 2006
+1 The Real Philo

Some of the new researches in HR science require that they aggressively test prospective employees for insomnia. Those who pass the test become managers. The rest dont.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 11th, 2006
This gave me a real giggle.

Thanks Philo.
Permalink Brad Thomas 
January 11th, 2006

This topic was orginally posted to the off-topic forum of the
Joel on Software discussion board.

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