Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Marktaw's crazy life

"Oh, and the other drug dealer I know is a murderer, actually shot someone and killed them."


Damn! (and damn! to the mob families and everything else going on in the sleepy little corner of brooklyn.)

What happened at trial?
Permalink Kasey 
January 4th, 2006
I got off. I bought out the jury.
Permalink Drug dealer 
January 4th, 2006
When I was in the 12th grade, I went to Norway on a school trip. It was a tiny town, one of the three involved in the Lillehammer Olympics (they had the hockey hall carved into the side of the mountain). Barely ten thousand people.

Two people in the entire place spoke Russian: one was the son of a Russian woman that got married to a Norwegian and moved there.

The other was the local drug dealer.
Permalink Flasher T 
January 4th, 2006
Maybe I'm just slow (I am in the Java Army after all) but I'm not seeing the point...
Permalink Star Wars Kid 
January 4th, 2006
What trial?
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 4th, 2006
"The other was the local drug dealer."

Wait... you went to a small town in Norway.

One person who spoke russian was the son of a russian immigrant.

The other one was a drug dealer.

But you were the only other russian speaking person in town at the time.

You're a drug dealer!

(That's ok, Mat says it makes you a swell guy)
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 4th, 2006
Just to set the ball rolling, and despite it being a feeble effort, I nominate MarkTAW as our first troll of the month. :)
Permalink Mat Hall 
January 4th, 2006
The guy shot the other guy and no charges? DDDDDAMN.
Permalink  
January 4th, 2006
I second Mat's nomination.
Permalink Colm O'Connor 
January 4th, 2006
I'll give it a third vote!
Permalink xava! 
January 4th, 2006
"But you were the only other russian speaking person in town at the time."

Actually there was a bus full of Russian speaking persons in town at the time. :) I meant out of the permanent residents.
Permalink Flasher T 
January 5th, 2006
Don't bother me with your logic! I believe it so it must be true!
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 5th, 2006
I think Martaw is lying about the murderer. (for dramatic effect)
Permalink Kasey 
January 5th, 2006

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