I'm not dead...yet.

Did the tortoise really win the race against the hare?

Have you seen any tortoise win anything ever? :-) Share it and be blessed for ever. Do you think you have seen a tortoise win even by cheating? I believe we are all tortoises looking for our heyday as hares, though that's a potential and a right, though you owe it to yourself to go after it. Go tortoise, go.
Permalink Misers don't go to heaven. 
January 7th, 2006
and *that* ladies and gentlemen is why drugs are bad.
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 7th, 2006
The largest ones live 2000 years...it won in the end.
Permalink a cynic writes... 
January 7th, 2006
Two thousand years ??? Wow.
Permalink trollop 
January 7th, 2006
Haven't you seen Finding Nemo?
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 7th, 2006
Actually, that fable has become distorted.

It actually was a *porpoise* and it was a swimming competition and the hare didn't have a snowballs chance in hell.

Not much of a story there really.
Permalink Zoot 
January 7th, 2006
Oops, you found an error!