Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Riddle

Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.
Permalink Geert-Jan Thomas 
August 25th, 2005
What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.

Philo
Permalink Philo 
August 25th, 2005
What's the difference between a circus and a chorus line?

One's an array of cunning stunts, and the other is... Oh, never mind.
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 25th, 2005
Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? One like to snatch watches...
Permalink ronk! 
August 25th, 2005
Mat, that was a good one.
Permalink Flasher T 
August 26th, 2005
What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
Permalink I am Jack's Friday fallout 
August 26th, 2005
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?
One walked on the moon, the other fucks little boys.*





* Note to any lawyers watching: Bite my shiny metal ass! :)
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 26th, 2005
"Its not very shiny."
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August 29th, 2005

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