Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.
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I must fortify my inner hatred for *all* people, focus it, and lash out at those who would dare and unknowingly stand in my way.
Don't mind the Chicken Littles, they panic at everything.
Except they ignore what's really dangerous.
The second cat, is a dog. I'm deeply disappointed.
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Geert-Jan Thomas August 25th, 2005
What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.
Philo
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.
Philo
Philo August 25th, 2005
What's the difference between a circus and a chorus line?
One's an array of cunning stunts, and the other is... Oh, never mind.
One's an array of cunning stunts, and the other is... Oh, never mind.
Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? One like to snatch watches...
ronk! August 25th, 2005
Mat, that was a good one.
What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
I am Jack's Friday fallout August 26th, 2005
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?
One walked on the moon, the other fucks little boys.*
* Note to any lawyers watching: Bite my shiny metal ass! :)
One walked on the moon, the other fucks little boys.*
* Note to any lawyers watching: Bite my shiny metal ass! :)
"Its not very shiny."
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