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The Tesseract

Has anyone else seen this abortion of a movie? I wasted 90 minutes on it Saturday evening. What a piece of crap. They ripped off every action/drama/avante garde contrivance they could think of, and then invented a few new ones that should have gone uninvented.

So, so bad.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 16th, 2006
Sounds like one of those foreign movies with subtitles. I hate subtitles. Why can't everyone just speak American?
Permalink Bubba 
January 16th, 2006
Well it's from Japan/UK, so yeah foreign I guess. :)

Sooooooo bad.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 16th, 2006
Sounds exactly the kind of film I like to watch and it has Saskia Reeves in it.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
January 16th, 2006
Simon -

That's exactly what I thought, too. I really tried to like it.

It was horrifically bad.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 16th, 2006
I watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith this weekend. Complete piece of shit.
Permalink PanogX 
January 16th, 2006

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