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I just scratched my left nut a few seconds ago

and now I'm scratching the right one.

Please stay tuned to this thread as ball-by-ball coverage continues.
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
I've never been a massive fan of billards as a spectator sport.
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
*billiards*
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
But this is pocket billiards!
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
Unless you've got 3* it'd have to be.

*(I can never remember whether it's 2 red & 1 white or the other way round)
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 25th, 2005
Bash them hard enough and they both turn red, if either is white I'd release the restraints or take the cock ring off.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
August 25th, 2005
In a surprising upset I've just jostled one nut clear out of my boxers' warm confines. This could be the end of the game.
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
If you're wearing shorts at work it could be the end of the series.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
August 25th, 2005
That's some sloppy fielding...

I'll stop right there.
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
SAVED at the last moment by an obfuscated left-handed backhand!

Things are really heating up.
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
Might be wise to replace the covers for lunch otherwise things may get a bit sticky.

Oops, wrong thread.
Permalink trollop 
August 25th, 2005
"ball-by-ball coverage"

Thanks muppet, you just made me wet myself with laughter.
Permalink  
August 25th, 2005
The Special Olympics need to add this one to their roster of activities ... at last, a sport where every man is created equal.
Permalink Dana 
August 25th, 2005
"at last, a sport where every man is created equal."

http://yahoo.rogers.com/yahoo/answerman/index.jsp?id=am040721#8
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 25th, 2005
You wouldn't say that if you'd seen 'Me and My Penis' on channel 5 (UK) the other day.

For those that missed it I shall say only one word:
acorn
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
Channel 5? BBC3 or 4, and has been repeated ad infinitum for the past month...

Pedantry aside, I started off kind of thinking "ha ha, that's funny", went through a period of feeling sorry for the guy, and then at the end I was cheered up by the fact he seemed to have come to terms with having a penis that was 3" long when fully erect...
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 25th, 2005
Oops, I think the channel 5 programme I saw was on extreme surgery or something, getting all this quality tv mixed up in my mind :)
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
So what's the latest developments?
Permalink Jim Rankin 
August 25th, 2005
I bet everything came out alright.
Permalink Aaron F Stanton 
August 25th, 2005
"A blog is a site all about one person who goes on and on and on about every minute detail of their life."
-- muppet.
Permalink Almost H. Anonymous 
August 25th, 2005
And...?
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
"And..."

And that's it. He's pointing out your inanity by quoting you.
Permalink ronk! 
August 25th, 2005
Er...guys

•Go and read the first half of the cricket thread.
•Come back here.
•Realise this thread makes sense after all.
•Laugh.

You owe it to yourselves.
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 26th, 2005
How about setting up a "Muppet Cam" and putting it on a 24-hour web site.
Permalink Dana 
August 26th, 2005
Well, if you REALLY want to watch me masturbate myself in front of the computer...
Permalink muppet 
August 26th, 2005
Left nut to right nut: "Boy, that guy in the middle sure thinks he's hard."
Permalink I am Jack's Friday fallout 
August 26th, 2005

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