and now I'm scratching the right one.

Please stay tuned to this thread as ball-by-ball coverage continues.

I've never been a massive fan of billards as a spectator sport.

*billiards*

But this is pocket billiards!

Unless you've got 3* it'd have to be.

*(I can never remember whether it's 2 red & 1 white or the other way round)

Bash them hard enough and they both turn red, if either is white I'd release the restraints or take the cock ring off.

In a surprising upset I've just jostled one nut clear out of my boxers' warm confines. This could be the end of the game.

If you're wearing shorts at work it could be the end of the series.

That's some sloppy fielding...

I'll stop right there.

SAVED at the last moment by an obfuscated left-handed backhand!

Things are really heating up.

Might be wise to replace the covers for lunch otherwise things may get a bit sticky.

Oops, wrong thread.

"ball-by-ball coverage"

Thanks muppet, you just made me wet myself with laughter.

The Special Olympics need to add this one to their roster of activities ... at last, a sport where every man is created equal.

"at last, a sport where every man is created equal."

http://yahoo.rogers.com/yahoo/answerman/index.jsp?id=am040721#8

You wouldn't say that if you'd seen 'Me and My Penis' on channel 5 (UK) the other day.

For those that missed it I shall say only one word:
acorn

Channel 5? BBC3 or 4, and has been repeated ad infinitum for the past month...

Pedantry aside, I started off kind of thinking "ha ha, that's funny", went through a period of feeling sorry for the guy, and then at the end I was cheered up by the fact he seemed to have come to terms with having a penis that was 3" long when fully erect...

Oops, I think the channel 5 programme I saw was on extreme surgery or something, getting all this quality tv mixed up in my mind :)

So what's the latest developments?

I bet everything came out alright.

"A blog is a site all about one person who goes on and on and on about every minute detail of their life."
-- muppet.

And...?

"And..."

And that's it. He's pointing out your inanity by quoting you.

Er...guys

•Go and read the first half of the cricket thread.
•Come back here.
•Realise this thread makes sense after all.
•Laugh.

You owe it to yourselves.

How about setting up a "Muppet Cam" and putting it on a 24-hour web site.

Well, if you REALLY want to watch me masturbate myself in front of the computer...

Left nut to right nut: "Boy, that guy in the middle sure thinks he's hard."