Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

I just scratched my left nut a few seconds ago

and now I'm scratching the right one.

Please stay tuned to this thread as ball-by-ball coverage continues.
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
I've never been a massive fan of billards as a spectator sport.
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
*billiards*
Permalink qwe 
August 25th, 2005
But this is pocket billiards!
Permalink muppet 
August 25th, 2005
Unless you've got 3* it'd have to be.

*(I can never remember whether it's 2 red & 1 white or the other way round)
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 25th, 2005
Bash them hard enough and they both turn red, if either is white I'd release the restraints or take the cock ring off.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
August 25th, 2005
Oops, you found an error!