"I could probably eat shit everyday" - Kenny

In an Interview for college admission and job

Often questions are asked like “ What are your strengths and weaknesses?” Now telling the strength is comparatively easy but what should one say in weaknesses. I have always had problem with pointing out my weaknesses [I know this is a weakness but still…].
Second is “ What is the biggest mistake you have ever made?”. What sort of mistake should one say here.
Are there any “weaknesses” and “mistakes” which one should say? Or should avoid at any cost?
To be frank what is the easy way out, without saying too negative about yourself. ;)

Thanks!
Permalink Another posters... 
March 11th, 2005
You tell them to fuck off, and go and find yourself someone sane to interview you for a real position.
Permalink Jonathan 
March 11th, 2005
If anyone asked a question such as these in an actual interview, I would laugh in their face.
Permalink Mr Jack 
March 11th, 2005
Oops, you found an error!