Would you still do her? She's still flaunting the flesh, inviting one to try to see in the darkened crevice of her outfits into the nether regions of her overworked genetalia.

booooring...

I predict that in 5 years, her tour will consist of her going around having sex with all the audience members. In 10 years, she'll be able to hold concerts inside her humongous gaping vagina.

christ no. more sex makes the vagine tighter, not looser as per the myth.

Madonna would be the screw of a lifetime.


too much for me though, Ill happily leave her to a younger, studlier buck.

"more sex makes the vagine tighter, not looser as per the myth."

I call BS! LINK?

do your own bloody google search, Im tired and grumpy.


its just a muscle, exercise muscles and they become *more* toned, not less.

moron.

Yeah. Moron.

Penises also get bigger if you have lots of sex for the same reason.

Didn't yo momma teach u nuthin?

Unfortunately, not every female knows they have muscles there though I'm sure Madonna knows each and every one, has pet names for them and can have them perform in any order and at any speed.

-aka- her "backup dancers."

I think the backup dancers would be an entirely different set of muscles entered in an entirely different, yet similar, way.

Goddamnit Simon, you have to ruin everything with your pedanty, don't you!

ok ok

http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/4502/vagfacts.html

go look it up smart guy.


specifically:

"Q: Hi. I am curious about the size of a women's vagina. My girlfriend has had
a lot of sexual partners, does this mean that her vagina will be 'looser'? Does sex
permanently stretch out a women's vagina?
A: The vagina is one of the truly remarkable parts of human anatomy. It has an
incredible ability to expand and contract. It can stretch during pregnancy to
accommodate a new born yet it can hold a penis tight within it during intercourse.
After intercourse the walls rest back against one another. Although your girlfriend
has had many partners, this does not mean that her vagina will be 'looser'.
Because of its muscular tissue, the vagina has the ability to expand and contract,
like a balloon, allowing a baby to pass through during childbirth, or adjusting to fit
snugly around a tampon, a finger or any size penis."

How does that prove your point.

what point?

The one on top of your head, poindexter.

It was 26 years ago, today ...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1892695111.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The pussy is probably NSFW...

To answer the original question, I would, but then I'm a bit of a slag... :)

"The one on top of your head,"

heh. now *thats* clever repartee.

I'd play her in a heart beat. In fact, that's about how long I'd take. Still the hottest chick in town if you ask me. With the possible exception of Heather Locklear.

she's like 50 years old, people. maybe most of the people on this board are of an older vintage than me?

I'd hit it. With a stick. That says "pretty" on it. Hard.

Maybe then I'd tap it.