Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

Holy Shit, Philo

I think I love you.
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you
Permalink Lionel Richie 
January 6th, 2006
You kids need to get a room?

And muppet this really isn't your blog.
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
So whadamI so afraid of,
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of,
When I walk into the room,
...
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong...
Permalink Air Supply 
January 6th, 2006
It was a rainy night
When he came into sight,
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while.
I didn’t ask him his name,
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it’s right,
Is this love at first sight?
Please don’t make it wrong,
Just stay for the night.

All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will
You want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I’ve got lovin’ arms to hold on to
Permalink Heart 
January 6th, 2006
Can you hear the guns Fernanado?
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right
In the evenin’
It’s pretty pleasin’

Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammy’s so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin’ on cheese
Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...
Permalink Captain & Tennille 
January 6th, 2006
Philo, don't believe him. He just wants to make it to the side bar. *I* love you. He lies.
Permalink Sathyaish Chakravarthy 
January 6th, 2006
Philo sent me a box of treasure.
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
What's that you say, Warner? You offered to give Philo oral pleasure?!
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Dude, this whole thing you do where you write real-time slash fiction about me, how's that working out for you?
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Have I struck a nerve, Warner? Would you like me to stop?
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
If I respond to you, you've struck a nerve, and if I ignore you, it's because you're getting to me, right? :)
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Lol. Ok, Warner, I suppose I could give you a break for a while...
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Get back on topic. (fuckers)

Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be...

(PS, loved the C&T flashback - groovey)
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
Oops, you found an error!