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Holy Shit, Philo

I think I love you.
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you
Permalink Lionel Richie 
January 6th, 2006
You kids need to get a room?

And muppet this really isn't your blog.
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
So whadamI so afraid of,
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of,
When I walk into the room,
...
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong...
Permalink Air Supply 
January 6th, 2006
It was a rainy night
When he came into sight,
Standing by the road,
No umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
And I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
So we drove for a while.
I didn’t ask him his name,
This lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it’s right,
Is this love at first sight?
Please don’t make it wrong,
Just stay for the night.

All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will
You want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I’ve got lovin’ arms to hold on to
Permalink Heart 
January 6th, 2006
Can you hear the guns Fernanado?
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right
In the evenin’
It’s pretty pleasin’

Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammy’s so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin’ on cheese
Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jingin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...
Permalink Captain & Tennille 
January 6th, 2006
Philo, don't believe him. He just wants to make it to the side bar. *I* love you. He lies.
Permalink Sathyaish Chakravarthy 
January 6th, 2006
Philo sent me a box of treasure.
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
What's that you say, Warner? You offered to give Philo oral pleasure?!
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Dude, this whole thing you do where you write real-time slash fiction about me, how's that working out for you?
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Have I struck a nerve, Warner? Would you like me to stop?
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
If I respond to you, you've struck a nerve, and if I ignore you, it's because you're getting to me, right? :)
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Lol. Ok, Warner, I suppose I could give you a break for a while...
Permalink Not Mark Warner 
January 6th, 2006
Get back on topic. (fuckers)

Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be...

(PS, loved the C&T flashback - groovey)
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
Every tap you take
Every post you make
Every app you break
Every click you take
He'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every troll you play
Every night you stay
He'll be watching you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to him
How his poor heart aches
With every click you take

He'll be watching you
He'll be watching you
He'll be watching you
He'll be watching you... Philo
Permalink Stingy 
January 6th, 2006
Gonna find my baby
Gonna hold him tight
Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
My motto's always been when it's right it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night

When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway

Think of you working up an appetite
Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting
Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you got some bait a'waitin and I think I might
Like nibbling a little Afternoon Delight
Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight

Be waiting for me baby when I come around
We can make a lot of luvin' fore the sun go down

Think of you is working up an appetite
Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting
Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight
Permalink Starland Vocal Band 
January 6th, 2006
Well, I know it’s kind of late
I hope I didn’t wake you
But what I got to say can’t wait
I know you’d understand
’cause every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

Yeah, I know it’s kind of strange
But every time I’m near you
I just run out of things to say
I know you’d understand
’cause every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

’cause every time the time was right
All the words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song

Yeah, I know it’s kind of late
I hope I didn’t wake you
But there’s something that I just got to say
I know you’d understand
’cause every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I’ll have to say I love you in a song
Permalink Jim Croce 
January 6th, 2006
War, It's nothing but a heartbreaker
War, Friend only to the undertaker
War is the enemy of all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
Handed down from generation to generation
Induction destruction
Who wants to die
Permalink hoser 
January 6th, 2006
I must have been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em then I'd leave 'em alone
I didn't care how much they cried, no sir
Their tears left me cold as a stone

But then I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, yes I did
I fooled around and fell in love, I fooled around and fell in love

It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
But when the grass got a little greener over on the other side
I'd just tear out that page

I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, since I met you baby
I fooled around and fell in love, I fooled around and fell in love

Free, on my own is the way I used to be
Ah, but since I met you baby, love's got a hold on me
It's got a hold on me now, I can't let go of you baby

I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, oh yes I did
I fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
Fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
I fooled around, fell in love
I fell in love, I fell in love, yes I did
Permalink Elvin Bishop 
January 6th, 2006
Why'd you tell me this
Were you looking for my reaction
What do you need to know
Don't you know I'll always be your girl
You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers
I've got loving eyes of my own

(Chorus)
You belong to me
Tell her you were fooling
You don't even know her
Tell her that I love you

You belong to me
Can it be, honey, that you're not sure
You belong to me
Thought we'd closed the book - locked the door
You don't have to prove to me that you're beautiful to strangers
I've got loving eyes of my own
And I can tell - I can tell darling
Tell her - tell her that I love you

You belong - you belong - you belong to me
Tell her you were fooling
Tell her she don't even know you
Tell her you were fooling
I know you from a long time ago, baby
Don't leave me to go to her now
You belong to me.
Permalink Carly Simon 
January 6th, 2006
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind

Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Permalink Rod Stewart 
January 6th, 2006
I've had good luck, and bad luck
And no luck, it's true
But I always get lucky with you

I've been turned on, and turned down
When the bars close at two
But I always get lucky with you

I've had two strikes against me
Most all of the time
And when it's down to just a phone call
I'm minus a dime

I've had good days, and bad days
But when the day is through
I always get lucky with you
Oh, I always get lucky with you
Permalink George Jones 
January 6th, 2006
If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.

Bittersweet memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm not what you, you need.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.


I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of.
And I wish to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.

You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.
Permalink Dolly Parton / Whitney Houston 
January 6th, 2006
What's love got to do with it?
What's love, but a jerking hand motion.
What's love got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when your vibrator's broken.
Permalink Not Tina Turner 
January 6th, 2006
>If I respond to you, you've struck a nerve, and if I ignore
>you, it's because you're getting to me, right? :)


Haha! Smart.
Permalink Colm O'Connor 
January 6th, 2006

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