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Half Term Cheddar Gorge

As it's half term in this green and pleasant land and as some around here are into obtuse syntactical gymnastics I've decided to inaugurate a Cheddar Gorge with an extra rule. As usual words are emitted one at a time by each player to continue a syntactically legitimate sentence in English. The additional rule in this instance is that no words may begin with the letter 'A' or the letter 'P'.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
Righteously
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
Spun
Permalink ED 
March 29th, 2005
from
Permalink a cynic writes... 
March 29th, 2005
the
Permalink Another poster... 
March 29th, 2005
nebulous
Permalink Honu 
March 29th, 2005
whorls
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
of

...Another poster
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
deep
Permalink Calgarian 
March 29th, 2005
light
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
smeared
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 29th, 2005
haphazardly
Permalink Honu 
March 29th, 2005
with
Permalink Eric Debois 
March 29th, 2005
.
Permalink Dennis Forbes 
March 29th, 2005
Hey, some op is cheating. Messing it up!
Permalink Eric Debois 
March 29th, 2005
's
Permalink I am Jack's stapled stimulation 
March 29th, 2005
Cheese
Permalink AllanL5 
March 29th, 2005
!
Permalink Gibber 
March 29th, 2005
Whiz
Permalink Jim Rankin 
March 29th, 2005
Hey its a riddle!

Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.

Who am i?
Permalink Eric Debois 
March 29th, 2005
muppet, obviously.
Permalink Aaron F Stanton 
March 29th, 2005
Seriously though it's more difficult when posts appear midstream after the fact.
Permalink Dennis Forbes 
March 29th, 2005
Yes, how do we keep posts from appearing in the middle? Can't there be a special setting or something for a Cheddar Gorge game thread? This is a game playing ?off topic, right?

Note I am absolutely not serious in that, it is merely an example of the kind of off-the-wall, damage the mainstream for a slight improvement comment I get all the time at work.

And it is really difficult to get them to take "no, we shouldn't do that" for an answer, no matter how many logical arguments I think up.
Permalink AllanL5 
March 29th, 2005
--"Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.'--

:-D
Thank God.
The thread is officially declared dead and closed.;)
Permalink Another poster... 
March 30th, 2005
No, we shouldn't do that.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 30th, 2005
I did edit this thread to remove the broken entries and the unlawful ones. For those still bereft of a sense of comprehension its a single word at a time. The word 'a' is still a word, putting it in brackets doesn't help. In any event the additional rule was nothing beginning with 'a' or 'p'. That I broke the rule myself goes to show whilst I may be right all the time sometimes my fingers have their own contrary opinions.

Oh and any reference to ordure in the demotic also gets edited out.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 30th, 2005
--"No, we shouldn't do that"--
Ok. Then Simon.Let us continue. I hope you would be around. So nothing much to worry. :)

--"That I broke the rule myself goes to show whilst I may be right all the time sometimes my fingers have their own contrary opinions."--
So you started this! I thought it is Muppet.

So here it goes:
***Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.***

Next is,

some
Permalink Another poster... 
March 30th, 2005
<off_topic>
<quote>
For those still bereft of a sense of comprehension its a single word at a time.
</quote>
So why did you write "of ...Another poster "? That's not one word.
And why did you write "whorls" followed immediately by another post, or "light" followed by "smeared"? That's like playing with yourself!
</off_topic>
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March 30th, 2005
Damn these cheddar gorges, they're tearing us apart.
Permalink ronk! 
March 30th, 2005
Because I was repairing the chain.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 31st, 2005

This topic was orginally posted to the off-topic forum of the
Joel on Software discussion board.

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