As it's half term in this green and pleasant land and as some around here are into obtuse syntactical gymnastics I've decided to inaugurate a Cheddar Gorge with an extra rule. As usual words are emitted one at a time by each player to continue a syntactically legitimate sentence in English. The additional rule in this instance is that no words may begin with the letter 'A' or the letter 'P'.

Righteously

Spun

from

the

nebulous

whorls

of

...Another poster

deep

light

smeared

haphazardly

with

.

Hey, some op is cheating. Messing it up!

's

Cheese

!

Whiz

Hey its a riddle!

Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.

Who am i?

muppet, obviously.

Seriously though it's more difficult when posts appear midstream after the fact.

Yes, how do we keep posts from appearing in the middle? Can't there be a special setting or something for a Cheddar Gorge game thread? This is a game playing ?off topic, right?

Note I am absolutely not serious in that, it is merely an example of the kind of off-the-wall, damage the mainstream for a slight improvement comment I get all the time at work.

And it is really difficult to get them to take "no, we shouldn't do that" for an answer, no matter how many logical arguments I think up.

--"Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.'--

:-D
Thank God.
The thread is officially declared dead and closed.;)

No, we shouldn't do that.

I did edit this thread to remove the broken entries and the unlawful ones. For those still bereft of a sense of comprehension its a single word at a time. The word 'a' is still a word, putting it in brackets doesn't help. In any event the additional rule was nothing beginning with 'a' or 'p'. That I broke the rule myself goes to show whilst I may be right all the time sometimes my fingers have their own contrary opinions.

Oh and any reference to ordure in the demotic also gets edited out.

--"No, we shouldn't do that"--
Ok. Then Simon.Let us continue. I hope you would be around. So nothing much to worry. :)

--"That I broke the rule myself goes to show whilst I may be right all the time sometimes my fingers have their own contrary opinions."--
So you started this! I thought it is Muppet.

So here it goes:
***Righteously spun from the nebulous whorls of Another poster, deep, light and infused, smeared haphazardly with Cheese Whiz.***

Next is,

some

<off_topic>
<quote>
For those still bereft of a sense of comprehension its a single word at a time.
</quote>
So why did you write "of ...Another poster "? That's not one word.
And why did you write "whorls" followed immediately by another post, or "light" followed by "smeared"? That's like playing with yourself!
</off_topic>

Damn these cheddar gorges, they're tearing us apart.

Because I was repairing the chain.