Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

holy shit, Alice is *cool*

http://www.alice.org/

oh...actually it isn't. its written in java. its slow as golasses. the interface has managed to achieve total suckage without compromising its ability to make itself utterly confusing. despite the fact that its entire point (AFAICS) is to make movies it cannot yet export to a movie.

but *wow* its cool.

I *love* it.

I wanna change careers.

I wanna make a cartoon.

and Im *gonna*
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 21st, 2006
I don't care how cool you think she is, she's underage.
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 21st, 2006
Alice wants me.I want her. Im already planning many long nights together, just me and her alone in a room by ourselves.
Im going to love her. Im going to use her. and then. when Im all worn out. Im going to discard her carelessly and without a backwards glance.

christ I love being a geek.
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 21st, 2006
From the "What is Alice?" section...

"Alice addresses the specific needs of the subpopulation of middle school girls."

Something you want to tell us JHC?
Permalink Andrew Cherry 
January 21st, 2006
"Something you want to tell us JHC?"

I enjoy cross dressing in public.
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 21st, 2006
Robes and a crown of thorns is NOT cross-dressing.

Philo
Permalink Philo 
January 21st, 2006
thats not what my mum said.
Permalink Jesus H Christ 
January 21st, 2006
He wore it to the cruxifiction didn't he?
Permalink Eric Debois 
January 21st, 2006
Who the fuck is Alice?
Permalink KayJay 
January 22nd, 2006
This is an excellent summation:

http://www.ballet.org.uk/reference/notes/alice/dance.html
Permalink trollop 
January 22nd, 2006
*that* Alice is definately too young, especially for a certertain child pornographer/book writer/mathemetician.
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 22nd, 2006
Heh. Dodson was one strange bunny.

But you do have a point - the ALICE environment may well owe more to an early effort from this worthy - look for Alice Pascal:

http://www.templetons.com/brad/
Permalink trollop 
January 22nd, 2006
Yeah, Alice is cool. Best of all, if you're attacked by zombies she'll kill them all.

http://www.girlswithguns.org/long/re2.htm

Philo
Permalink Philo 
January 22nd, 2006
Funny you should mention that, the demo video for ALICE has zombies.
Permalink MarkTAW 
January 22nd, 2006

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