Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Oh hey goood job idiot

genius
Permalink muppet 
March 17th, 2005
So, have you considered resign your moderator privilege?
Permalink Rick Tang 
March 17th, 2005
:D

You'll be first to know, sweetie.
Permalink muppet 
March 17th, 2005
Oh Rick, leave muppet alone. Let him have the green checkmark in peace. We all know that sadly his whole life is in this forum. He needs a place of belonging.

Muppet: you are a welcomed friend of mine.
Permalink Joseph 
March 17th, 2005
Don't call me sweetie, ok?

As you know every christians are male chauvinists.
Permalink Rick Tang 
March 17th, 2005
Is muppet female?
Permalink ? 
March 17th, 2005
Would that help you out?
Permalink muppet 
March 17th, 2005
I think if muppet had an avatar, it would have to be Miss Piggy; the personalities match so well. Every time muppet calls someone a moron, I envisage Miss Piggy going "Eee-yaaah!!" as she belts someone into next year.
Permalink Ian Boys 
March 17th, 2005
Kermit had a bit of a nasty side, he just never showed it. He was very passive/aggressive.
Permalink MarkTAW 
March 17th, 2005
" Is muppet female? "

Yes, can't you tell. She sounds like she's on menapause. Give her a break, it's the hot flashes comming out.
Permalink Steve-O 
March 17th, 2005
Steve-O,

You're not fooling anyone. We all know you got the hots for muppet!
Permalink The truth shall set you free 
March 18th, 2005
Can I call you sugar-plum?
Permalink Alex 
March 18th, 2005
She (muppet) can be quite lovely at times :)
Permalink Steve-O 
March 18th, 2005
So what happened with MarkTAW's transgender procedure?
Permalink Bored Bystander 
March 18th, 2005
There was a type-o, it was a Trance-Gender procedure. I've been attempting to hypnotize women so I can enslave them and take over the world.
Permalink MarkTAW 
March 18th, 2005
Your world consists only of women?

Ohhhh, I see. Put the pendulum away and take a tip from an older player:

"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker." (O.Nash)
Permalink trollop 
March 18th, 2005
My trances involve a heavy dose of absinthe.
Permalink MarkTAW 
March 19th, 2005
That should help. Absinthe makth the heart grow fonder. (Igor?)
Permalink trollop 
March 19th, 2005
Good luck on your plot for world domination. I know you will make a good and wise, if unkempt, leader.
Permalink Bored Bystander 
March 19th, 2005

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