Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Cunnilingus

Real men don't do cunnilingus. Discuss !!
Permalink Horatio Fell 
January 17th, 2006
BTW does every Air Lingus (sp?) male employee get a chance to do it with every stewardesses of their choice.
Permalink Kungfu 
January 17th, 2006
Mark, thanks, you can never have too much ... not of this _baby_ :)
Permalink PNII 
January 17th, 2006
Where is Dan Denman anyway?
Permalink Horatio Fell 
January 17th, 2006
Once upon a long time ago, the guy who owned the McD franchise for all of Ireland was taking an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to London. He noticed the silverware and coffee pots said TWA on them. So he asks the stewardess, "what does TWA stand for?" She went back to the galley to ask the other stewardesses, came back and said "it stands for Try Walking Across." You'll have to look in the Irish Times back in 77-79 to find that actually in a newspaper, as I was working for McDs in Dublin at that time.
Permalink Peter 
January 17th, 2006
There are lots of them.

TAP - Take Another Plane

UL - Usually Late

BA - Bloody Awful

There must be a web site somewhere with the complete list.
Permalink Stephen Jones 
January 18th, 2006
just one of them -

http://www.airdisaster.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-48775.html
Permalink trollop 
January 18th, 2006
Or in our industry - IBM meaning either "Its Being Mended" or "I Blame Microsoft" depending on which you prefer.
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January 18th, 2006
When I worked at IBM we had a range of alternatives: "I've Been Mugged", "It's Bloody Moronic", "Idiots By the Million", "Incompetence Begets Management", "Incessant Brain Mashing" and a whole host of others. (The oddest was "I Bite Monkeys" -- not sure what that was all about.)
Permalink Mat Hall 
January 18th, 2006
Were they the same monkeys as made Mark's website? BTW Mat, I can't imagine you as an IBM "suit"...
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January 18th, 2006
I wasn't quite a suit -- I worked as an engineer in their PoS (strictly speaking "Point of Sale", although the alternative expansion of the acronym was just as apt) department, dealing with everything from jammed cash registers through to dead AS/400s. Hours of fun...
Permalink Mat Hall 
January 18th, 2006
Back to the original topic (cunnilingus) ... according to my ex-husband, who was decent at oral (though not quite as good as my female lover that I was with after my marriage), most women like receiving, but he had been with one or two who preferred intercourse. That's just how they were built. So it's no reflection on either partner; just a matter of preference.

Of course, some people are so bad at giving head that it's not even worth it. Some of the guys I was with pre-marriage were completely useless in that department, and one woman also, which was pretty sad considering. Usually when the guys were really bad at it, they didn't like doing it, either. Somehow they thought that five minutes in the missionary position followed by coma (theirs) was supposed to rock my world. Not bloody likely!
Permalink Dana 
January 18th, 2006
Five minutes? Bloody hell, they were generous.
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January 19th, 2006

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