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Amazon now sells sex toys

that is all.
Permalink muppet 
August 19th, 2005
Ah, yes.

I didn't see it at first, but then, there it was in the banner: "Try an Amazon short".

One would expect them to advertise their "Amazon longs", but that's marketing for you :)
Permalink Paulo Caetano 
August 19th, 2005
A review of the above product from Amazon:

"I was very disappointed with this product! The size was quite enjoyable but the vibrations were anything but powerful!! All I could elicit from this product was a low hum, no matter what speed I put it on. Achieving orgasm was impossible. Like my old rabbit vibrator much better,as the vibrations were so much more powerful. A complete waste of money. "

haha.
Permalink Jared 
August 19th, 2005
OK, my bad.

I was actually looking at the combo box with the product categories, and expecting some kind of... sexy category to show up :)
Permalink Paulo Caetano 
August 19th, 2005
Muppet, are you on Mark Morford's mailing list? I heard about Amazon's toys this morning in his column.
Permalink Dana 
August 19th, 2005
Nope.

I can't remember where I read about this, to be honest. I do a lot of strange google queries when I'm bored.
Permalink muppet 
August 19th, 2005
gaaaahhhh i'm reading reviews for the products now and i think i need to find a cold shower

whew! the good news is now we can read porn stories at work and if any one sees us it looks merely like we are reading amazon reviews
Permalink Rich Rogers 
August 19th, 2005
Really valuable information about the products, for example "It just gave a little buzz and after a couple minutes it just made her want to urinate- talk about killing the mood. Also we hated the rubber material. After using it her pussy smelled like a car tire, not anything I wanted to stick my face in."
Permalink Rich Rogers 
August 19th, 2005
Well, I guess it's something you would want to know before making a purchase...
Permalink Flasher T 
August 19th, 2005
"I do a lot of strange google queries when I'm bored."

Careful Muppet, Chris will decide you need to be sent to jail.
Permalink Steamrolla 
August 19th, 2005
He knew that already and he was just making that statement publicly to cover his ass for that "little+girl+barbie+sex+nitrogen+bomb" query he did last week.
Permalink I am Jack's weekend wings 
August 19th, 2005

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