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Sex is ok as long as you don't look at the naughty bits

while you're doing it.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,,1688285,00.html

And they're serious.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 17th, 2006
The anal sex bits are hilarious
Permalink No search engine correlation thanks 
January 17th, 2006
Is this like the Imam who's fatwa claims that marriages are automagically annulled if you have sex while being completely naked?
Permalink Peter 
January 17th, 2006
Wait... I thought Christians were the Evil Oppressors(tm)?
Permalink KC 
January 17th, 2006
I marvel at the genius who researched all that stuff and wrote it up.
I marvel at the bigger genius who brings us such links to read.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 17th, 2006
I agree. Linking is hard work.
Permalink Colm 
January 17th, 2006
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with people, trying to stimulate discussion? Fucking idiots.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 17th, 2006
Well, they're trying to stimulate discussion about whether it's okay to stick it in the pooper because of some thousand year old text.
Permalink Colm 
January 17th, 2006
I was talking about the "geniuses who post links" comment.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 17th, 2006
The openness is refreshing. Here's a religion that seeks to find a balance between everything-is-permitted and everything-is-prohibited.

I remember reading about the head-honcho Shi'a Imam who was approached by a transexual asking for permission for sexual reassignment surgery (no Iranian doctor would perform it without permission). The Imam considered the request, read his texts, read the medical background on transexuality, and rules a fatwa that, yes, sexual reassignment surgery is permissible with the rationale that 'it is important to have a well-definded sex in order to perform the correct religious duties'.
Permalink Spinoza 
January 17th, 2006
Yeah but whatever you do, don't look at your hoo-ha after you get one, no matter how tempted you are.
Permalink Generic Error 
January 17th, 2006
I think the officail name of the surgery was hoo-ha-ectomy.
Permalink nananon 
January 17th, 2006
I thought it was an addadictomy.
Permalink Mark Warner 
January 17th, 2006

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