Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Satans image seen on Turtle that survived the fire

<<hell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky&#8217;s back.>>>


However, this may go some way to explain it.

<<Dora has produced a D-V-D of the turtle&#8217;s story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line>>
Permalink Karthik 
March 26th, 2005
May times, i see spelling errors in my post. I apologize for the superfluous "the" before "Fire" in the title
Permalink Karthik 
March 26th, 2005
That's not satan, that's baphomet.

Permalink MarkTAW 
March 26th, 2005
Yeah, but 'pagan god of sex, drugs and rock and roll' pretty much equals satan in christian terms.

Some say that what christians think of as the devil is a construct made from various pagan 'party gods' in order to scare people away from them. I think theres even a certain amount of proof.

Must have been fun to live in a culture where the word of god was "Go forth and fornicate". Damn, I'm getting religious just thinking about it.

Permalink Eric Debois 
March 26th, 2005
The origin of the I Ching divination method is supposed by some to be the result of counting cracks in tortoiseshell after its been in a fire.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
March 27th, 2005
> 'pagan god of sex, drugs and rock and roll' pretty much equals satan in christian terms

You mean you can see Ozzy Osbourne on the turtle as well?
March 29th, 2005
Personally, I think the "image" looks more like a donkey head than a devil...

Speaking of devils, the book of Revelations has a bunch of descriptions about various creatures of heaven. Reading some of those descriptions (and he had 7 horns and 7 eyes, etc.), it occurred to me that if people saw them, they would think of devils and creatures of hell. When religous pictures are drawn, the creatures of hell are hedeous, and the creatures of heaven are beautiful (which doesn't allign with the bible).

So, maybe its really a picture of an angel that saved Lucky's life?
Permalink Steamrolla 
March 29th, 2005
Well, Moses had horns, allegedly, though actually it was just a translation error.
March 29th, 2005
Sometimes, a turtle is just a turtle (to paraphrase Freud).

It's not news. It's christian propaganda and an advertizement.

Permalink someone else 
March 29th, 2005

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