Feel the Bern, Motherfuckers.

Neanderthal DNA Sequence Predictions

I had a very nice vist to my blog and email from Don Johansen who discovered Lucy in 1974 [not Simon]:


He was checking out my Neanderthal DNA Sequence predictions and notes on the relationship between autistic spectrum, brain volume and hypersurface area that I just wanted to brag about. The Neanderthal genome is being sequenced now...so we'll know soon if there is any merit to my predictions...

Permalink Chris McKinstry 
August 25th, 2005
Y'know, I was vaguely irritated a while back at the fact that ?off was becoming muppet's personal blog. I mean, if ?off is going to be anyone's personal blog, I thought, why -muppet-? God, why? What could be worse?

With this post, I officially apologize to muppet.

Permalink Snark 
August 25th, 2005
Oh come on. Would you rather read about sucking other people's blood? Bosses who won't play golf with their blod sucking underlings? And the blood sucker's diet? Or Neanderthal DNA?

Well, I guess the choice is yours.

But if you can tolerate Muppet, there is fuck all you can do about me.

I'm here.

I'm just like muppet except slimmer, smarter and sexier.

Permalink Chris McKinstry 
August 25th, 2005
Permalink Aaron F Stanton 
August 25th, 2005
God damn mother fucking chimp sucking absolute dumbass loser fuckwad twit.

Jesus fucking christ go annoy somebody else for a change.
Permalink Aaron F Stanton 
August 25th, 2005
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