Animals are DELICIOUS.

Jennifer Connelly is a frigid bitch in the sack

What serendipitous timing for this blurb:

http://news.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=106263&cat=Entertainment
Permalink muppet 
August 12th, 2005
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/article_1040571.php/Jennifer_Connelly_gets_a_lot_done_while_having_sex

The same article, but an added paragraph or two.
Permalink MarkTAW 
August 12th, 2005
Your sexual experience just hasn't matured sufficiently yet.
Permalink Simon Lucy 
August 12th, 2005
Wow, her husband must be really lame at it.

Or maybe she's just totally jaded.
Permalink Aaron F Stanton 
August 12th, 2005
In her defense, she was probably (hopefully!) joking, but it's still funny to take it seriously.
Permalink muppet 
August 12th, 2005
Oops, you found an error!