I'm not dead...yet.

You're ALL Fired!

Posted to a local NG:
"It's about time that everyone should be able to create programs and reports within minutes!"

From the site ... click the full sentence link on:
Enjoy the exhilarating feeling that comes with the power to create you own programs with a few clicks of the mouse!

With the exception of training software, Primer software is a report generator plus screen generator plus program generator plus file generator all rolled into one!

These applications are available on eBay:

You're assistance is no longer required, thanks very much for all you're help in the past but please don't let the door smack you on the ass on your way out :)

I'm not trying it, you try it ... where's Billy, he'll try it??
Permalink PNII 
January 13th, 2006
sp/2nd last par, 2nd "you're"/your
Permalink PNII 
January 13th, 2006
From the site - "We provide free e-mail support regarding any work that we have done for you."

Since when was email support chargeable ?

"We guarantee that the software will work for at least 90 days or your money back."

I think Bill and Co. have something to learn from these guys.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006
And here is the panacea to all system analysis and design problems:


Can you see that beautiful OS there?
You can't??
Oh My God!! The King can't see the OS !!
(there is a murmur in the crowd)

How convenient to fool people.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006
Oops, you found an error!