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You're ALL Fired!

Posted to a local NG:
"It's about time that everyone should be able to create programs and reports within minutes!"

From the site ... click the full sentence link on:
http://primersoftwarecom.nationprotect.net/index.html
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Enjoy the exhilarating feeling that comes with the power to create you own programs with a few clicks of the mouse!

With the exception of training software, Primer software is a report generator plus screen generator plus program generator plus file generator all rolled into one!

These applications are available on eBay:
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You're assistance is no longer required, thanks very much for all you're help in the past but please don't let the door smack you on the ass on your way out :)

I'm not trying it, you try it ... where's Billy, he'll try it??
Permalink PNII 
January 13th, 2006
sp/2nd last par, 2nd "you're"/your
Permalink PNII 
January 13th, 2006
From the site - "We provide free e-mail support regarding any work that we have done for you."

Since when was email support chargeable ?

"We guarantee that the software will work for at least 90 days or your money back."

I think Bill and Co. have something to learn from these guys.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006
And here is the panacea to all system analysis and design problems:

http://primersoftwarecom.nationprotect.net/Create_Your_Programs.html

Can you see that beautiful OS there?
You can't??
Oh My God!! The King can't see the OS !!
(there is a murmur in the crowd)

How convenient to fool people.
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006
How's this, from the site:
"Let teenagers have fun designing your screens and reports."

Uh-huh. What could you possibly add to that?
Permalink Star Wars Kid 
January 13th, 2006
And, to answer my own question:
http://primersoftwarecom.nationprotect.net/CoinAlbum.html

Wow.
Permalink Star Wars Kid 
January 13th, 2006
my fav from that page is the ingenious IDE metaphor:

"... but when you click the hammer icon, the program flips to design mode ... "

Hammer out a new design ... cool, clever :)

Wonder what's it's built on?
Permalink PNII 
January 13th, 2006
VBA?
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006
"We guarantee that the software will work for at least 90 days or your money back."

I think Bill and Co. have something to learn from these guys.

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Just an FYI, though it's only 30:
http://www.microsoft.com/info/nareturns.htm

"All North American retail Microsoft software comes with a 30-day, Microsoft money back guarantee."

Philo
Permalink Philo 
January 13th, 2006
Wont it mean that an extension of the period of money back guarantee, automatically mean that the product is more reliable ?
Permalink Vineet Reynolds 
January 13th, 2006

This topic was orginally posted to the off-topic forum of the
Joel on Software discussion board.

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