Saw a guy wear leather pants to work earlier today. I guess its back in fashion

Lack of taste has never gone out of fashion.

That guy didn't happen to be of extremely pronounced sexual orientation, did he?

Have you guys heard of the term metro-sexual ... thats the new fad.

Yes its a new fad, now tell us what it means other than being a marginally clever pun.

Were they long or short? The pants, that is.

metro-sexual: Dressing like queer eye for the striaght guy ... but not actually being queer.

The pants were probably capris. Thats the new fad coming over frome europe.