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In the year 3000

We will be programmers of "wet-ware"--brains of smart animals such as dolphins will be linked together to form computing platforms and we will write software to run them. In the year 3000.
Permalink sharkfish 
January 20th, 2006
That would be freakin' sweet.
Permalink Phil 
January 20th, 2006
There will be a VB.WET language.
Permalink Spinoza 
January 20th, 2006
Some dude made some cells in a dish fly a plane.

No shit.
Permalink I am Jack's cellular sanctity 
January 20th, 2006
And the 'programmers' will be called teachers.
Permalink Erik Springelkamp 
January 20th, 2006
If dolphins are our computers, we must stop using .Net!!!
Permalink KC 
January 20th, 2006
At that time a more intelligent species would have evolved, or robots would be so intelligent that WE would be used in the matrix.
Permalink Rick Tang 
January 20th, 2006
LOL. damn. We'd have to use Tuna#?
Permalink sharkfish 
January 20th, 2006
Oh that's just bullshit... it would have to be sea++.
Permalink I am Jack's fun Friday 
January 20th, 2006
Instead of today's tricks being performed at SeaWorld, the trainer would be invoking a method on porpoise.
Permalink example 
January 20th, 2006
"Oh that's just bullshit... it would have to be sea++."

Damn... didn't think of that.

We'll have to use Perl too.
Permalink KC 
January 20th, 2006
"At that time a more intelligent species would have evolved, or robots would be so intelligent that WE would be used in the matrix."

In only a hundred years? I don't think a more intelligent species will evolve. But you never know about those goddamn piece of shit asshole money grubbing robots... Oh how I loath robots...
Permalink IMesh 
January 21st, 2006

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