Politics: where absolutely anything is OK as long as the right team does it.

Muppet is a drama queen.

Yes, he is.
Permalink sharkfish 
August 23rd, 2005
Now is that any way to treat a guy who only just found out that he doesn't have cancer? Do you know how traumatic that can be?

At least now he can go golfing...

Permalink Philo 
August 23rd, 2005
No, he's not.
Permalink I am Jack's clever contradiction 
August 23rd, 2005
A guy goes to the doctor and the doc tells him, "Well I have good news and bad news."

"Lay it on me, doc", the man says.

"Alright, the bad news is that you have cancer."

"Oh my... Then what's the good news?", the man asks.

"Well, you seem to have severe Alzheimer's."

"Whew, that's not so bad. I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer!"
Permalink I am Jack's clever conundrum 
August 23rd, 2005
Man goes to the doctor. Doctor looks up from a lab report and says "I have good news and I have bad news"

"What's the good news?"
"You have one week to live."
"OH MY GOD!!! That's the GOOD news? What the hell is the BAD news?!?!"
"These lab results are six days old."

Permalink Philo 
August 23rd, 2005
Given my medical history, my current condition, and my symptoms, it was perfectly reasonable to fear colon cancer in this particular case.

I guess when I was tearfully praying last night that I'd be allowed to stick around long enough for my daughter to grow up was just me playing to an audience, too.
Permalink muppet 
August 23rd, 2005
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