They don't even serve pork lunch in Porky the movie!

Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks

If you haven't heard, Alex is going through a far-too-public custody hearing where clips of his show have been presented to the judge by his ex-wife.  His defense attorney replied that Alex is really a performance artist, and not a journalist.

But the real conspiracy is that he is *actually* the departed comedian, Bill Hicks:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/digging-deep-into-the-only-conspiracy-alex-jones-doesnt-like
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April 18th, 2017 9:59am
Well, it's been a well known secret for years that he's Hicks and this whole thing was his pivot into a new form of comedy that was a lot more successful than his old schtick.

Interesting that his wife might be outting his secret identity.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 18th, 2017 10:35am
Lol, yeah, that's an old one that's been out there for awhile.

He doesn't really look like Hicks.

His "performance artist" defense just seems like that - a legal tactic.

I've met him before. He lives and breathes the conspiracy theory stuff. A mutual friend confirms he was like this in high school.
Permalink NPR 
April 18th, 2017 10:36am
Hicks dies.

A year later this Alex Jones character appears for the first time.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 18th, 2017 1:10pm
"A mutual friend confirms he was like this in high school."

I also have a mutual friend who went to school with Santa Claus and Jesus. That doesn't make it any less imaginary.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 18th, 2017 1:11pm
He's Hicks + about 100 pounds of fat.
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April 18th, 2017 1:53pm
Ok, so the conspiracy theory is that Bill Hicks transformed himself with plastic surgery and testosterone. How else would you explain how he looked like a jacked bodybuilder shortly after his "death"? Good stuff, right up there with lizard people.
Permalink NPR 
April 18th, 2017 3:11pm
"I also have a mutual friend who went to school with Santa Claus and Jesus. "

Did you just compare Alex Jones with Santa and Jesus?
Permalink NPR 
April 18th, 2017 5:55pm
I'm angry that I've had the wool pulled over my eyes by the cover up of this so-called "conspiracy theory". But now that I'm fully appraised of the facts, I must say that Alex Jones makes a lot more sense.
Permalink brone 
April 18th, 2017 6:51pm

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