I keep hearing about this Amazon thing. Maybe some day I will try it.

Serena Williams pregnant

by way of /u/kn0wthing

I can't help but wonder how a computer geek hooked up with a world-famous tennis star.
Permalink Send private email xampl9 
April 19th, 2017 1:41pm
Good for them both. Maybe true love?

I'm guessing that she'll retire now?
Permalink Shylock 
April 19th, 2017 2:01pm
Cool, I forgot that she and Ohanian were together.

> Williams, 35, won the Australian Open in January for her record-breaking 23rd Grand Slam singles title.

Early pregnancy increases your strength and agility. A lot of olympic medals on the eastern europeans and russians in gymnastics and other things were due to the coaches raping the kids at the right time so they would win their medals, and then forcing them to get an abortion after the games.

It's a form of doping that is not banned.

Not that Williams was doing that at all intentional, but it was probably a factor in her win.
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 2:19pm
OP had typo, it's kn0thing.

He didn't announce it though, she posted a photo on her social media, and then deleted it.

For WildRiver, here's some photos from last year:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2160614/serena-williams-shows-off-her-incredible-beach-body-in-a-bikini-as-she-holidays-with-pals/
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 2:27pm
I can't help but wonder how a computer geek hooked up with a world-famous tennis star.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She has a case of "snow fever" instead of "jungle fever"! ;-)
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:27pm
I guess that computer geek doesn't need a bodyguard. Between her and the dog, they can take on any intruder! Warning to RP: don't try to climb over the wall to deliver her flowers. I know you are obsessive with her but please she is taken.
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:30pm
Find your own "jungle fever", RP!
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:30pm
Maybe I'm the guy she was boxing with!
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 2:30pm
Nope. Can't fool us. You talk like a whitey, think like a whitey, and eat like a whitey.
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:32pm
The kid will come out 8 feet tall and breathing fire.
Permalink Bored Bystander 
April 19th, 2017 2:48pm
I don't know her temper but imagine when she gets mad. RP will have to say "I'm very sorry, dear. I will take care of that pronto."
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:52pm
Yes, he'll also be walking and carrying a sword from the time he is born. When they return home from the hospital, his companions a leopard, an eagle, and a horse will be waiting for him. Together they will win many great battles and competitions, including wrestling, javelin toss, national FIRST Robotics champion, and 8 star shitposter.
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 2:53pm
I guess the 911 call would be:

Operator: what's your emergency?
Caller: my wife beat me up and I am bleeding. Please send ambulance.
Permalink WorldRover 
April 19th, 2017 2:54pm
So she's definitely not a man?
Permalink NPR 
April 19th, 2017 2:54pm
Post photos of men with that ass.
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 3:13pm
Obvs she had a real man impregnate her and then take off while kn0thing pays for it like a good cuck

#ageofcucks #maga
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
April 19th, 2017 3:15pm
Yeah... I didn't want to say anything, but I'm wondering if the kid will look half armenian or not.
Permalink Pestular Roaster 
April 19th, 2017 3:22pm

This topic is archived. No further replies will be accepted.

Other topics: April, 2017 Other topics: April, 2017 Recent topics Recent topics