Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn't these people vote?

and just to prove the world completely bonkers...

...Monster.co.uk has matched me to the following job:

"Head of Buying and Merchandise Planning - based in Sydney Australia"

It's nice to know that they can look at CV which has no absolutely relevent experience and a profile that says unwilling to relocate and still matches you to the wrong job half way round the world. Mad.
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August 19th, 2005
They should get Chris to help them out... :)
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 19th, 2005
naa...he thinks I live in Basildon ;-)
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 19th, 2005
Fake CV on Monster: (remotely funny)

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=49645
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August 19th, 2005
"I'm about halfway to a Bachelor of Arts in Creative Writing. [...] Every spam I have recieved [sic] thus far has been "amazed" or "very impressed" ".
Permalink Fred 
August 20th, 2005
Okay, so he's a Bachelor in Creative Spelling.

Big deal.
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August 20th, 2005
I got one once where they were looking for a MAINFRAME ARCHETICT [sic].

COBOL is nowhere to be found on my resume, yet they choose to match me up with a misspelled mainframe job. Just great.
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