Disney on Saturday! So long, cunts!

and just to prove the world completely bonkers...

...Monster.co.uk has matched me to the following job:

"Head of Buying and Merchandise Planning - based in Sydney Australia"

It's nice to know that they can look at CV which has no absolutely relevent experience and a profile that says unwilling to relocate and still matches you to the wrong job half way round the world. Mad.
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 19th, 2005
They should get Chris to help them out... :)
Permalink Mat Hall 
August 19th, 2005
naa...he thinks I live in Basildon ;-)
Permalink a cynic writes... 
August 19th, 2005
Fake CV on Monster: (remotely funny)

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=49645
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August 19th, 2005
"I'm about halfway to a Bachelor of Arts in Creative Writing. [...] Every spam I have recieved [sic] thus far has been "amazed" or "very impressed" ".
Permalink Fred 
August 20th, 2005
Okay, so he's a Bachelor in Creative Spelling.

Big deal.
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August 20th, 2005
I got one once where they were looking for a MAINFRAME ARCHETICT [sic].

COBOL is nowhere to be found on my resume, yet they choose to match me up with a misspelled mainframe job. Just great.
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