...Monster.co.uk has matched me to the following job:
"Head of Buying and Merchandise Planning - based in Sydney Australia"
It's nice to know that they can look at CV which has no absolutely relevent experience and a profile that says unwilling to relocate and still matches you to the wrong job half way round the world. Mad.
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I must fortify my inner hatred for *all* people, focus it, and lash out at those who would dare and unknowingly stand in my way.
Don't mind the Chicken Littles, they panic at everything.
Except they ignore what's really dangerous.
The second cat, is a dog. I'm deeply disappointed.
and just to prove the world completely bonkers...
a cynic writes... August 19th, 2005
They should get Chris to help them out... :)
naa...he thinks I live in Basildon ;-)
a cynic writes... August 19th, 2005
Fake CV on Monster: (remotely funny)
http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=49645
http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=49645
General Protection Fault August 19th, 2005
"I'm about halfway to a Bachelor of Arts in Creative Writing. [...] Every spam I have recieved [sic] thus far has been "amazed" or "very impressed" ".
Fred August 20th, 2005
Okay, so he's a Bachelor in Creative Spelling.
Big deal.
Big deal.
General Protection Fault August 20th, 2005
I got one once where they were looking for a MAINFRAME ARCHETICT [sic].
COBOL is nowhere to be found on my resume, yet they choose to match me up with a misspelled mainframe job. Just great.
COBOL is nowhere to be found on my resume, yet they choose to match me up with a misspelled mainframe job. Just great.
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