Might as well just start this thread...

So. What works for you?

Um, are we going into detail here?

Hi I'm blank from the other thread.

My current girlfriend is not into it. she didn't want me to do it in the first place, because she thought it was "weird."
When I do it, she seems to really like it, but after a few minutes she says it "tickles too much" and makes me stop. This is really weird to me, because with my previous girlfriends oral sex made them orgasm very quickly and they could have cared less about intercourse. My current girlfriend really likes just getting "pounded" (her words) and would just rather not do the oral thing.

so, yeah. to each her own. jeez this conversation is way ?off.

Your girlfriend is frigid and hates sex.

Dump her.

Re: sharkfish

The alphabet trick seems to work really well.

SPELL MY NAME, BITCH.

:D

well she really likes the other type of sex, and giving me oral sex, so for sexual reasons, I'm not dumping her anytime soon. now only if I could get her to stop doing cocaine. ;-)

If she thinks cunnilingus is "yucky" then she's got issues. This is a pretty reliable litmus test. Trust me.

So you've got:

cocaine
covert sexual issues

Good fucking luck, dude.

she also refuses to take out her retainer during sex

Does she take it in the butt though?

How does one broach the subject of butt invasion to their girlfriend/wife? Is it one of those "whoops..." things?

Oh my goodness. Cocaine, hates oral, and won't remove her retainer when she's blowing you? Dump her now.

By the way, you don't have to hit it directly with your tongue until she's "warmed up".

The best part about it is the anticipation. Slowly work your way to the pearl, start from the outer edges, work your way inward.

"By the way, you don't have to hit it directly with your tongue until she's "warmed up"."

Nope, just can't visualize it.

Guess you'll have to post pics...

[g,d,r]

Philo

Ain't nothin' like the ol' "Hindlick Manuever". Especially when you can bend 'em over something, like a chair, or the kitchen table.

Don't forget "rodeo sex" - you get behind her, doggy style. Once you have a rhythm going, you say "You know, your sister does this better" and see how long you can hold on...

" "You know, your sister does this better" and see how long you can hold on..."

That's how you get her excited. Kinda like your wife saying "pretend I'm your mother". Yeah.

Hey, this was about eatin' pussy and you have to bring up the rodeo. Way to bum me out, Capt. Bringdown =)

Oh well. Better than a 'Tony Danza'.

Cunnlingus is for pussies ... hmm didn't turn out well. Let me do it again, cunnlingus is for a pussified man. I just fuck the broad in every possible form, would rather have 3 hole girls, and give her a nice facial.

Cunnilinugs is for pussifed American male retards.

"Kinda like your wife saying "pretend I'm your mother"."

The girls I fuck call me daddy why's that i wonder.

As the majority of sex happens in the head you can't just label someone as frigid because they have bad associations with mouth to genitalia. Many of those attitudes come from upbringing (it's dirty down there) and are very difficult to break.

Yes I certainly can Simon. I do it all the time.

Personal experience doesn't generalise that well, just because you have doesn't mean others have.

I did know a woman who couldn't bear to have their clitoris touched at all, it was immediately painful for her. This didn't seem to affect her ability to have a fulfilling sexual experience though.

excite her a bit, chew an altoid and resume. Peppermint is interesting...