Give ne back my hat!

Da fuh? ("Technical Associate" position on cl)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/eng/d/technology-associate/6296427024.html

("minimum salary of $45,000")

Who da fuh is gonna do all that shit?
Permalink This space for rent 
September 7th, 2017 12:35pm
Technology Associate, not Technical Associate, oy.
Permalink This space for rent 
September 7th, 2017 12:35pm
We are a dynamic, non-profit start-up seeking initial full-time hires to support our mission: resisting Trump's agenda by empowering local activist groups to make their Members of Congress listen.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm sure they are going to ask George Soros for money any day now.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
September 7th, 2017 12:37pm
empowering local activist groups to make their Members of Congress listen
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Money talks, politicians walk.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
September 7th, 2017 12:38pm
"We are a dynamic, non-profit start-up seeking initial full-time hires to support our mission: resisting Trump's agenda".

A shitty idea for a shitty pay.
Permalink Io 
September 7th, 2017 12:38pm
Pretty fucking ridiculous. That's not even in the suburbs, their office is in DC itself. So you got a commute from hell, $4000 a month rent for a studio apartment, and astronomical food prices.

Typical "Hey everybody we are a super progressive organization that values worker rights, come enjoy our shitty benefits and 1/5 market rate pay while you enjoy the privilege of working for riiiiiiiiii unicorns."
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:42pm
Of course that's completely typical for a CL tech ad:

"Need Facebook clone. Willing to pay up to $100."

If you are looking for jobs on CL you must have a felony record and a serious heroin addiction problem that prevents you from literally every other job out there.
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:44pm
Oh in addition to being programmer and network administrator and database administrator and debugger they also REQUIRE you to write the documentation and be an accomplished video producer who makes high quality commercials for their public relations work AND is able to design the actual logos and graphics.

That's all in the REQUIREMENTS. The "nice to have" then has a laundry list of acronyms and technology including weird shit no one has heard of.
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:48pm
I'm going to wait until they hire this guy and then offer him $1 an hour more and poach his dumb ass. If he has these skills and is willing to work for that salary, I definitely want to be his overlord, not these dipshits.
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:49pm
I guess if you're a big Trump supporter though this is all great news, that such utter morons are in charge of "resisting" him.
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:50pm
"Please advise in writing of special needs at the time of application."

I might apply and tell them I am orthodox muslim and I require all the women there to be covered and in a separate area for the men. That is my special need due to my religion which they assure me they will not discriminate against.

I will also need a special place to keep my ceremonial sword for beheadings.
Permalink Reality Check 
September 7th, 2017 12:52pm
LOL, yeah...pussy hat protesters quality company for sure.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
September 7th, 2017 12:52pm
> I might apply and tell them I am orthodox muslim

They deserve this sort of ridicule.
Permalink , Cup 
September 8th, 2017 10:24pm
Do you make bomb jokes in airports?

Same thing, really.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
September 9th, 2017 12:14pm

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