RIP - Christine Keeler
I was 8 years old during the Profumo affair, but I heard about it because a cabaret show that my father listened to on his gramophone mentioned a Christine Keeler in a song in a suggestive tone.
So I asked who this Christine Keeler was and learned something about naughty women.
December 5th, 2017 4:07pm
I thought I have been with most naughty women on earth. I can tell by the size of thing Hillary throws at me whenever she found out who I have been with.
Joanne Whalley played her in the film 'Scandal'. She was hot!
... found drowned, bobbing up and down under a peer.
This was the only time I ever detected a parent censoring the newspaper containing sordid detail omitted from TV bulletins. I never learned whether this was to shield me aged 15 - or my younger sisters - from learning such shit but was to no avail as it became one of the hottest topics in the school playground along with this new fab band the Beatles.
Of the two ingénues, I though Mandy was the more conventionally tarty but it turns out that there's a backstory to that famous photo of CK straddling a chair:
It's an image that will endure even when no one remembers why it ever became famous.
>... found drowned, bobbing up and down under a peer.
That was Natalie Wood.