1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

If you're a bigamist, don't go on TV!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42638965
Permalink BeebBot 
January 10th, 2018 1:57pm
I think that's happened in the US too. The fundamentalist mormons only register ONE marriage, the rest are only church weddings. So technically they are not legally bigamists and are no different than any other Portland or Manhattan hipster polygamous relationship.

But there was one dude who went on TV to brag. They got investigated, it was kind of suspicious no one in the family worked, and it turned out he had all his non-married wives pulling in welfare, which they qualified for because they weren't married.

He went to jail for welfare fraud.

On the article you mention though what occurs to me is that british people are the ugliest motherfuckers in the entire world. God damn they are hideous.
Permalink Reality Check 
January 10th, 2018 2:20pm
As Brits go, those are pretty average, you should see the barely dressed, drunken fatties staggering down the roads on a Saturday night!
Permalink Zaq 
January 10th, 2018 2:28pm
Come on. Fatties need love too. Don't tell me if a few fatties say to you that they want to come over for the night you are gonna turn them down.
Permalink AlFranken 
January 10th, 2018 2:31pm