1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

Legally binding contract for sex...

...on the blockchain

https://legalfling.io
Permalink MobyDobie 
January 10th, 2018 4:11pm
* No hassle

Don't ruin the moment. Asking to sign a contract to have sex can be akward.
Sexual consent with the click of a button.


* Easy messaging

Requesting consent should be easy.
Send a Fling with WhatsApp, Telegram, Facebook Messenger or SMS.


* Privacy guaranteed

You don't want to share your Flings with the rest of the world. All Flings are encrypted with the highest standard available.


* Penalty clauses

Escalate a breach with a single click, triggering cease and desist letters and enforcing penalty payments.
Permalink MobyDobie 
January 10th, 2018 4:14pm
LOL. Is there a contract for fapping?
Permalink AlFranken 
January 10th, 2018 4:19pm
Solid legal paper trail proving consent.

Pretty cool as long as the rapist doesn't merely force the person to hand over their phone and click "I consent" in response to the fuck request. Or the rapist himself can simply click it once he has the victim subdued.
Permalink Reality Check 
January 10th, 2018 4:54pm
BTW, my account has been shadowbanned for making new posts. That's why you don't see any.
Permalink Reality Check 
January 10th, 2018 5:50pm
Consent has to be given at the time of sex.    So if the woman click Yes, but later says No, the latter wins.
Permalink MobyDobie 
January 10th, 2018 6:17pm
> * Penalty clauses

"Failure to perform to expectations"
Permalink Send private email xampl9 
January 10th, 2018 7:40pm
Seems I've upset the buttcoiner hence the impersonation
Permalink MobyDobie 
January 11th, 2018 12:52am
RC, let's fap together sometime, ok?
Permalink MobyDobie 
January 15th, 2018 2:25pm