RIP Philo

I showed my girl Raiblocks crypto coin

i told her about the concept of crypto currencies and how most of our money is already digital, but we have no system of trust...

she had a moment of enlightenment and understood cryptos and the hype. this shit is wild, seeing her beautiful face light up, being woken up.

we made love like never before, with deeper understanding of the world of tomorrow and of each other.... i feel like raiblocks just got me laid.

thank you, everyone. y'all did this. the random guy on reddit who shilled me the coin did this.
Permalink MobyDobie 
February 11th, 2018 9:06am
You're lucky. I downloaded the delta app on my wife's phone and her menstrual cycle has aligned with raiblock's candles. So now I have to deal with a bear in the market and a bear at home. I won't get touched until Zack releases the wallet or we hit Binance. I've warned her, I said when XRB takes off I'll move to Utah and buy another 4 wives so I don't have to put up with this shit!
Permalink The Great Macsby 
February 11th, 2018 9:10am
Yeah probably this is #thathappened.

However, maybe it went down like that.

Scenario. Girl is dumb. Guy explains how $1 in bitcoin is now worth $100 billion. Explains he is on the ground floor of railblocks and soon will be billionaire and they will be jetsetters. A naive dumb girl may fall for this talk and have sex with him.

More likely though, the story is a troll or made up. But it can't be entirely discounted.
Permalink Reality Check 
February 11th, 2018 9:12am
Girl fucks guy on promise of untold riches!

Who knew?
Permalink Paris Hilton 
February 11th, 2018 9:23am
The best thing about crypto is it's comedy gold.

When all these saps lose all their money, it will be worth it just for the laughs.
Permalink MobyDobie 
February 11th, 2018 9:47am
Haven’t a lot of them already lost everything?
Permalink Plm 
February 11th, 2018 9:52am
As some of you are no doubt aware a few banks are trying to stop their customers from buying cryptocurrency. Some of these banks are actively stopping crypto purchases. Unfortunately my bank has now become one of these. Luckily I have managed to get back at them.

I attempted to buy some Ripple with my credit card only for it to be declined. I contacted the exchange who said it was blocked by my bank not by them. The bank confirmed they indeed blocked my purchase. Frankly this is total bullshit that they can tell people what they can do with their own money.

I told them if they don't consider me responsible for my own money then I'm not responsible for any debts either. They tried to claim this is not the case but since they want to control my money they can control the debt as well.

I immediately withdrew all the money in my account and maxed my credit cards buying as much useless stuff as possible. I then cancelled all my direct debits including my house payments. I then told the bank it's their problem now since it was never my money it must not be my debts either. They started spouting some crap I didn't listen to and I've now blocked them on my phone and email so there's nothing they can do about it now.

Banks don't want you to know they literally cannot do anything about this and they have no way of making you pay them back. I was originally concerned about my extra mortgages but I realized the banks have no idea what your private key is so they literally can't take any crypto off you.

Feeling good.
Permalink MobyDobie 
February 11th, 2018 9:52am

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