What's the hell happened to Phil Collins? He is only 67!
He's had a rough old time in the last few years:
>at the grand opening of her Miami jewellery store on Thursday.
I predict this will go bankrupt in less than 5 years.
His wife was a hot asian girl. Then she got tons of plastic surgery and now she looks like a space alien with a head twice as big as his.
OK, she is a Swiss born national. Father is white Swiss guy, mother was a Thai child bride.
She has a degree in international business management and a black belt in MMA.
Why would she then want all this foo foo Chanel handbags and plastic surgery like some girl with no accomplishments?
I think I want to try Russian mail-ordered bride to round out my Russian collusion experience.
Unfortunately I went on vacation, forgetting that I had her chained up in the basement.
Fortunately I used a "full service" bride ordering service, so they sent a team to get everything taken care off.
I have another bride on order as a replacement.