Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

What's the hell happened to Phil Collins? He is only 67!

He's had a rough old time in the last few years:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Collins#Health
Permalink WikiBot 
May 11th, 2018 1:55pm
>at the grand opening of her Miami jewellery store on Thursday.

I predict this will go bankrupt in less than 5 years.

Owing millions.
Permalink Grumpy Old Git 
May 11th, 2018 1:59pm
His wife was a hot asian girl. Then she got tons of plastic surgery and now she looks like a space alien with a head twice as big as his.
Permalink Reality Check 
May 11th, 2018 2:28pm
OK, she is a Swiss born national. Father is white Swiss guy, mother was a Thai child bride.
Permalink Reality Check 
May 11th, 2018 2:38pm
She has a degree in international business management and a black belt in MMA.

Why would she then want all this foo foo Chanel handbags and plastic surgery like some girl with no accomplishments?
Permalink Reality Check 
May 11th, 2018 2:40pm
RC, how is your mail-ordered bride doing?
Permalink DrNo 
May 11th, 2018 2:55pm
I think I want to try Russian mail-ordered bride to round out my Russian collusion experience.
Permalink DrNo 
May 11th, 2018 2:56pm
Unfortunately I went on vacation, forgetting that I had her chained up in the basement.

Fortunately I used a "full service" bride ordering service, so they sent a team to get everything taken care off.

I have another bride on order as a replacement.
Permalink Reality Check 
May 11th, 2018 3:05pm
That's a great warranty service. So you had a "Happy Ending".
Permalink DrNo 
May 11th, 2018 3:29pm

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