Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

A common project

You know why COT is falling apart?
Hint: No common project.

You know why families even with kids are estranged?
Right: No common project.
By the way, kids don't count as common project since after you're done or they're done it's either #1 or #2 already presented here.

Q: You know what really keeps people together? Like really, really, how I got my wife?

I know every dumbass in this world will tell "a common project" but this is not the answer, this is the question.

So what holds you together?
What could unite worlds as different and far apart as NK and US?

(I'm booking the bets by the way so don't even dream you can trick me).
Permalink Io 
June 11th, 2018 12:35pm
A love for alcohol and personality so unpleasant no one else will have either of you.
Permalink Reality Check 
June 11th, 2018 12:52pm
Not bad, I must say. Not saying there could be better either.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 1:22pm
A high-power bad blood cleanin' machine?
Permalink ill-be-creepin 
June 11th, 2018 1:42pm
oh wait-- shock treatment.

Wipes out memory,  start over fresh.
Permalink ill-be-creepin 
June 11th, 2018 1:43pm
Slavic night: free pinball machine here: https://imgur.com/a/ILOEskD
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 3:25pm
That picture's worth $1M if you can make more of them or at least repair what we got.

The priceless part starts in the other room: https://imgur.com/a/WpXuUok
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 3:28pm
Security guards: https://imgur.com/a/pKRjHme

By the way: don't fuck with them.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 3:51pm
Because a very obvious sniper outpost: https://imgur.com/a/njhTY4D
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 3:56pm
Remember, we're not Romania who gained 2/3 of the previous territory but the Habsburgs who lost 9/10 of it.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 4:04pm
But let's not diverge. If EU can't divide us more than we are capable ourselves then wtf.

Why the fuck is so hard, if were not for an absolutist monarchy? Which can make it's comeback tomorrow, you stupid fucks.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 4:12pm
Hitting the booze again Io?
Permalink Alan Dershowitz 
June 11th, 2018 4:20pm
Rented a whole damn saloon just for me and had Kusturika played on the background. So hell yeah.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 4:38pm
Go for it!

I thought Kusturika was dead?
Permalink Alan Dershowitz 
June 11th, 2018 4:43pm
But his legacy will probably outlive us both.
Permalink Send private email Io 
June 11th, 2018 4:45pm
Still alive at 63:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emir_Kusturica
Permalink WikiBot 
June 11th, 2018 4:46pm
See it:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114787/

Impossible to describe
Permalink Barry Norman's Ghost 
June 11th, 2018 4:48pm
Io, where are the hookers? I won't show up for the party until you tell me.
Permalink DrPepper 
June 11th, 2018 4:56pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Dream

Some big names in this one. Johnny Depp, Jerry Lewis.  And Paulina Porzicova who is still pretty darned amazing looking.
Permalink xampl9 
June 11th, 2018 5:42pm
WTF is going on here? Kusturika is my absolute favorite and NO ONE AT ALL I have ever met has heard of the guy.

This is like Twilight Zone shit going down.
Permalink Reality Check 
June 11th, 2018 8:11pm
I've thought most the people here were dumbshits, but now I find you guys are all clued in to the greatest film maker?
Permalink Reality Check 
June 11th, 2018 8:13pm
Count me in if you're playing Kuturica... I LOVE this guy and his universe.
Permalink Random Lurker 
June 12th, 2018 8:02am

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