RIP Philo

Charlie's Angels got woke

Yes, it's yet another reboot!

With Kristen Stewart, Ella Balinska and Naomi Scott:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6256603/Kristen-Stewart-relaxes-set-Charlies-Angels-reboot.html

Get woke, go broke.
Permalink Barry Norman's Ghost 
October 9th, 2018 3:16pm
How is it woke?  The only SJW change I saw was making Bosley a woman.
Permalink Send private email FSK 
October 9th, 2018 6:21pm
Safe bet though, how many reboots can a franchise like that stand.

Have you seen a lot of I Dream of Jeannie, Gilligan's Island, and Brady Bunch reboots?

There's been some. How did they do?
Permalink McCain's Tumor 
October 9th, 2018 9:35pm
The article itself references "woke reboot" in the headline.

It then shows photos of the actresses in it getting drunk and looking really depressed during depression.

Stripped of proper context no doubt. I'm sure that secretly they are very happy about the reboot.
Permalink McCain's Tumor 
October 9th, 2018 9:38pm
Bosley works for Charlie though, the big boss.

Is Charlie a man or a woman?
Permalink McCain's Tumor 
October 9th, 2018 9:40pm
Charlie was always a man until this new reboot.
Permalink ,ndo 
October 9th, 2018 10:00pm
You know the whole premise of Charlie's Angels is contained in the intro to each episode. It shows three women who joined the police academy and then were assigned to meter maid duty because they were female. A male voice over uses very paternalistic language, referring to them as "three little girls". He, the man, a prince symbol, saves them from a life of drudgery and rescues them to do meaningful work for him and his "organization" which apparently does things like hit jobs for corporate clients. They are "his" Angels, as if he is a pimp who owns them, which he does.

So it already has a lot of feminist themes in the show to start with.

Maybe they can do a woke Cinderella where the Prince is a Dyke pop star and Cindy is a drug addict.
Permalink McCain's Tumor 
October 10th, 2018 4:45am
>Cinderella where the Prince is a Dyke

In sleeping beauty the prince is clearly a predator.
Permalink Katheryn Platon 
October 10th, 2018 5:38am
The article says there are more than three angels, there is an entire worldwide secret organisation entirely of women.
Permalink Nick Frost 
October 10th, 2018 6:33am
Well they might as well just call it Wonder Women and be about the Amazonians if they are going to do that.
Permalink McCain's Tumor 
October 10th, 2018 7:46am
>might as well just call it Wonder Women

Nooooooo

Kristen Stewart, Ella Balinska and Naomi Scott are nothing special.

Gal Gadot is hot!
Permalink Tyrone Stallion 
October 10th, 2018 8:58am

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