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Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 8:04am
What? Beat up a courier?
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 30th, 2006 8:15am
EXACTLY.

Those arrogant fucking shits think they own the road.  I'm going to install a device that simultaneously opens all four of my doors with the push of a button.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 8:17am
Actually what you need is a South African auto theft deterring device.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 30th, 2006 8:18am
And AIDS-infected lion in the back seat?

Isn't that problematic with children in the car?
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 8:21am
No, a side-aimed flamethrower. (You think I'm kidding... look it up.)
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 30th, 2006 8:22am
Nothing surprises me anymore.


Anyway, in seriousness, good on the courier.  I've been sorely tempted to do the same thing.  Mostly with people who flick their lit cigarettes out the window when they have A BLEEDING ASHTRAY IN THE FUCKING CAR.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 8:24am
I'm confused, muppet - whose side are you on?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 8:55am
I think anyone who's read my posts for the past 2-3 years knows whose side I'm on, here.  :)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 8:56am
Nobody's?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 30th, 2006 9:16am
ha.

I think the courier is awesome.  I'd totally do the same thing if I had any balls.  ;-)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 9:17am
She didn't need them. :-)

Girl couriers? Wow.
Permalink trollop 
January 30th, 2006 9:37am
My car does not have an ashtray in it, so I'm forced to flick my lit cigarettes out of the car... Until I quit smoking, that is.
Permalink Send private email Jacob 
January 30th, 2006 9:39am
Bullshit.

Even if your car doesn't have an ashtray (I haven't seen a car without one YET), you can buy an aftermarket one that goes on your console or your dash.

Quit rationalizing being a dick.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 9:40am
Honestly my car doesn't have an ashtray.  In fact, most of the new cars I've looked at don't have them stock and you have to get a "smoker's add-on" that includes multiple ashtrays and a cigarette lighter.

I happened to not want to pay extra to smoke in my car.
Permalink Send private email Jacob 
January 30th, 2006 9:45am
Why is flicking a cigarette butt out the window being a dick? Unless you're driving through some pristine strech of nature, in which case you're being a dick by driving there in the first place, you're moving a big, ugly, dangerous, polluting piece of metal over a strip of concrete. Who cares about cigarette butts on busy city streets or along highways? It's not like they're clean to begin with. The car is worse for the environment than the butt.

  -tim
Permalink Send private email a2800276 
January 30th, 2006 9:49am
Fucking cyclists do. They HATE it. And most motorcyclists who can cause serious deleterious FX on your Duco before vanishing do.

And the drains take the butt into the river.

Take your butt home.

Why can't smokers just eat their butts and get full value?.
Permalink trollop 
January 30th, 2006 9:58am
Once again, I see trollop uttering words which are undoubtedly English individually, but fail to form coherent sentences.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 30th, 2006 10:01am
Is this what written cockney looks like? :)
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 30th, 2006 10:01am
Great, so why do you expect people to clean up after you?  Why do you expect us to smell your rank ass butt when you fling it out your window?  Why do you expect me to pick it out of my windshield wipers when you fling it on the highway?

You're either trolling or you're just an ass.  Either way you're an ass.  :)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 10:05am
Flasher - since trollop is in Oz - no.
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes 
January 30th, 2006 10:17am
Tim -

Nice troll but ultimately nonsense.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 30th, 2006 10:19am
Hehehe, butt...
Permalink IMesh 
January 30th, 2006 12:28pm
Some nice quotes from this thread:

"smell your rank ass butt "

"Take your butt home."

"It's not like they're clean to begin with."

Are we actually talking about ciggirates?
Permalink IMesh 
January 30th, 2006 12:30pm
I was seriously pissed in all respects when I was successfully trolled back there and I completely forgot about footnotes for Flasher. Sorry.

Duco shows my age. It's car enamel. Possibly not a word that's travelled very far in spacetime.

Deleterious FX is what a footpeg does to the side of your vehicle - it's like keying but written larger.

Throwing a butt out of your car window is a low act.  Plain enough?
Permalink trollop 
January 30th, 2006 7:28pm

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