What? Beat up a courier?

EXACTLY.

Those arrogant fucking shits think they own the road.  I'm going to install a device that simultaneously opens all four of my doors with the push of a button.

Actually what you need is a South African auto theft deterring device.

And AIDS-infected lion in the back seat?

Isn't that problematic with children in the car?

No, a side-aimed flamethrower. (You think I'm kidding... look it up.)

Nothing surprises me anymore.


Anyway, in seriousness, good on the courier.  I've been sorely tempted to do the same thing.  Mostly with people who flick their lit cigarettes out the window when they have A BLEEDING ASHTRAY IN THE FUCKING CAR.

I'm confused, muppet - whose side are you on?

I think anyone who's read my posts for the past 2-3 years knows whose side I'm on, here.  :)

Nobody's?

ha.

I think the courier is awesome.  I'd totally do the same thing if I had any balls.  ;-)

She didn't need them. :-)

Girl couriers? Wow.

My car does not have an ashtray in it, so I'm forced to flick my lit cigarettes out of the car... Until I quit smoking, that is.

Bullshit.

Even if your car doesn't have an ashtray (I haven't seen a car without one YET), you can buy an aftermarket one that goes on your console or your dash.

Quit rationalizing being a dick.

Honestly my car doesn't have an ashtray.  In fact, most of the new cars I've looked at don't have them stock and you have to get a "smoker's add-on" that includes multiple ashtrays and a cigarette lighter.

I happened to not want to pay extra to smoke in my car.

Why is flicking a cigarette butt out the window being a dick? Unless you're driving through some pristine strech of nature, in which case you're being a dick by driving there in the first place, you're moving a big, ugly, dangerous, polluting piece of metal over a strip of concrete. Who cares about cigarette butts on busy city streets or along highways? It's not like they're clean to begin with. The car is worse for the environment than the butt.

  -tim

Fucking cyclists do. They HATE it. And most motorcyclists who can cause serious deleterious FX on your Duco before vanishing do.

And the drains take the butt into the river.

Take your butt home.

Why can't smokers just eat their butts and get full value?.

Once again, I see trollop uttering words which are undoubtedly English individually, but fail to form coherent sentences.

Is this what written cockney looks like? :)

Great, so why do you expect people to clean up after you?  Why do you expect us to smell your rank ass butt when you fling it out your window?  Why do you expect me to pick it out of my windshield wipers when you fling it on the highway?

You're either trolling or you're just an ass.  Either way you're an ass.  :)

Flasher - since trollop is in Oz - no.

Tim -

Nice troll but ultimately nonsense.

Hehehe, butt...

Some nice quotes from this thread:

"smell your rank ass butt "

"Take your butt home."

"It's not like they're clean to begin with."

Are we actually talking about ciggirates?

I was seriously pissed in all respects when I was successfully trolled back there and I completely forgot about footnotes for Flasher. Sorry.

Duco shows my age. It's car enamel. Possibly not a word that's travelled very far in spacetime.

Deleterious FX is what a footpeg does to the side of your vehicle - it's like keying but written larger.

Throwing a butt out of your car window is a low act.  Plain enough?